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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14530408 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #127770 on: October 19, 2017, 02:10:22 am »

Once you have a means of self-support, having a phone isn't that big a deal. If you are unemployed, however, not having a phone is essentially a guarantee that you will never, ever be employed again.
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« Reply #127771 on: October 19, 2017, 02:15:58 am »

Most employers will require a contact phone I think
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« Reply #127772 on: October 19, 2017, 02:21:46 am »

*pswswsw

30$ prepaid ATT cellphone + 1$ freedompop sim (Since freedompop uses the ATT network) == inexpensive phone + free cellular service.

Can you afford 31$, one time payment?  Can you figure out how to immediately cancel the trial offer, and go straight to the free plan?

If so, you can have very inexpensive cell service.
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« Reply #127773 on: October 19, 2017, 02:57:30 am »

What's a derro?
Australian slang for a homeless person (from "derelict.")
Well, that no doubt is its technical meaning, but in my experience it is often used to refer to just about any unsavoury character regardless of whether they sleep beneath a secure roof or not. I probably wouldn't make fun of actual homeless folks quite so harshly. >.>
These two could have been homeless, I suppose. I think they were just trashy sorts with terrible dress sense, probable substance abuse issues and a marked lack of self-awareness. Who really knows.

Yoink: *acquires hearing aids* "I CAN HEAR THINGS!"

*spends time listening to the world* "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THINGS!"
I ALWAYS KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! D:   
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #127774 on: October 19, 2017, 03:09:01 am »

Yoink: *acquires hearing aids* "I CAN HEAR THINGS!"

*spends time listening to the world* "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THINGS!"
I ALWAYS KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN! D:   
I've always taken care of my hearing in that I found it fun to hear the tiniest sound! :3 Not that it helped me find a gas leak at home in the kitchen for one... but that also makes me help out old people and parents with their hearing too. It is nice to hear .__.

...But some days, I hear things for a few seconds or a second, or even a split second that I know aren't there.

And then I shrugged it off to local spirits awesome things. :V Because sound energy is awesome to mull over when thinking about possibilities.

But yeah. You reminded me of my mom when she got her hearing aids. "I can hear EVERYTHING. Even you (not me) chewing your food!" :O It was a bit weird at the start as I'm used to hearing all this ._.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #127775 on: October 19, 2017, 03:24:57 am »


Derro is an Aussie derogatory. Short for... deranged? I dunno, haven’t heard it since I lived in bogansville.
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« Reply #127776 on: October 19, 2017, 03:41:33 am »

Nah, it's "derelict" alright. To my knowledge, at least.

@Tiruin: it definitely takes a lot of getting used to! O.o
It's good to have them, though.
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« Reply #127777 on: October 19, 2017, 04:03:27 am »

I never really thought of that.  You generally don't lose your vision suddenly, things typically get fuzzier and fuzzier until an eye becomes functionally useless (my left eye at this point is so bad that they apparently don't make glasses lenses thick enough to correct it fully).  I guess it just makes sense that your hearing is the same way.  I should probably visit an ear doctor sometime, before I become one of those old guys with a horn attached to their head.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #127778 on: October 19, 2017, 05:11:02 am »

With vision anyway, you don't really realize it's bad until it is *really* bad. It kinda sneaks up on you.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #127779 on: October 19, 2017, 05:25:04 am »

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« Reply #127780 on: October 19, 2017, 05:26:55 am »

Yeah, like a month ago.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #127781 on: October 19, 2017, 05:41:55 am »

Derelict is super weird to me to call a person. Derelict is something that concerns ships. Maybe towers. It would be like calling somebody a wreck :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #127782 on: October 19, 2017, 06:15:08 am »

I mean, calling a person a bombshell is different from calling a building bomb-shelled. :P
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« Reply #127783 on: October 19, 2017, 08:32:30 am »

Next up- calling someone delapidated dilapidated.
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« Reply #127784 on: October 19, 2017, 08:41:33 am »

Next up- calling someone delapidated.

It's dilapidated
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