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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #123525 on: June 22, 2017, 01:11:18 pm »

Day 1 of the summer sale. Naturally steam store is getting confused.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #123526 on: June 22, 2017, 02:14:21 pm »

Sorting out a bit of the tag replacement stuff. Five year sticker whatsits for trailers. Three trailers in yard. Only two plates between them. I think I know of one more, but that still leaves one mystery trailer and at least one missing plate to stick the sticker on.

... apparently I've been making a notable mistake in thinking the people handling this stuff actually still knew what they were doing. Bleh.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #123527 on: June 22, 2017, 02:54:14 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #123528 on: June 22, 2017, 03:01:54 pm »

While we're on this topic do you guys know a free art program that's made for pressure sensitive graphic tablets (specifically an Intous in my case)?  My PaintTool Sai free trial expired and you can only get a license by paying with paypal which I don't have, I tried Krita but got glitches which are unlikely to go away (trust me I spent hours on this).  Haven't tried anything else.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #123529 on: June 22, 2017, 03:45:37 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #123530 on: June 22, 2017, 04:44:25 pm »

Yeah, that works!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #123531 on: June 22, 2017, 11:15:30 pm »

I've come across what's got to be one of the best wtf's for how google translate works. You type "egu" in Japanese, then you copy and paste it again

えぐ = Return
えぐえぐ = Regret
えぐえぐえぐ = Eco-production
えぐえぐえぐえぐ = Wednesday Egg
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = DECEARING EGG
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Delicious breakfast
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = DECEARING EGG
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Eiffel Tower deeply squealing
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = DECEARING EGG
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Delicious breakfast early evening soup
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = DECEARING EGO PREPARATION
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Delicaceness of deep-sea squeeze

more ...

えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Eeccha soup de l'églée de l'est
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Delicaceness of deep-sea squeeze
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = DECEARING EGUEEGEGEGE EGG
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Transportation Education Transportation Education Transportation Education
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = DECEARING EGG PREPARATION PREPARATION OF EGG
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Eastern Airlines Transportation Education Transportation Education
...
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Dynasty Eastern Pacific Air / Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Chicken

えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Eastern European Deaf Eastern European Deutsche Ezuguen Eastern European Language Education Transportation Educational Air Interesting Educational Transport Educational Transport Educational

えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Ezujou Taguiguoku Tokushige Tokuguen Tokushige Tokugaguen Ezujou Tokugaguen Ezujou Tokugaguen Ezujou Tokugaguen Ezueguoku Ekogeegu Ezueguoku Ezueguoku Ekogeegu Education

えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Dynamic embroidery sewing soup Egg baggling Earlicking squeeze Eastern recipe Educational gastronomy Eastern maple Educational gastronomy Eastern maple Ecoguco Eecognicion

えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Dynasty Elements Periodic Depths of Eastern Periodicals Transportation Periodic Transit Emerging Links Periodic Transit Periodic Periodic Transit Periodic Periodic Periodic Eecuguet Ecoguffle

えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Dynamic embroidery Flavors Delicaceness Transportation Eastern maple Crucifixion Ecoguffle Ecoguffle Ecoguffix Ecoguffix Ecoguffle Ecoguoge Ethpeije deejejugugu Eruegaguiguiguiguiguigueguiguigueguiguigueguiguiguiguiguiguiguuguiguiguuguiguigueguiguuguengeguiguiguuguen

えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Elements offered Elements offered Periodicals Periodicals Periodic Transit Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodic Periodicals

えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Ezujou Pasteur Deep-sea Cucumber Distillery Deep-sea Cucumber Distiller Deep-sea Cucumber Distiller Deep-sea Cucumber Distiller Deep-sea Crucifixion Crucifixion Crucifixion Crucifixion Crucifixion Crucifixion Crucifixion Crucifixion Crucifixion Crucifixion Crucifixion Eecuguet

... and on and on
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #123532 on: June 22, 2017, 11:22:51 pm »

I've come across what's got to be one of the best wtf's for how google translate works. You type "egu" in Japanese, then you copy and paste it again

えぐ = Return
えぐえぐ = Regret
えぐえぐえぐ = Eco-production
えぐえぐえぐえぐ = Wednesday Egg
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = DECEARING EGG
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Delicious breakfast
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = DECEARING EGG
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Eiffel Tower deeply squealing
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = DECEARING EGG
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Delicious breakfast early evening soup
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = DECEARING EGO PREPARATION
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Delicaceness of deep-sea squeeze

... and on and on

えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Dynasty Eastern Pacific Air / Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Chicken

I'm so glad I learned this. Next time, when I'm lost around other people speaking japanese, I can just shout egooegooegooegooegooegooegooegooegooegoo like a freak and it'll mean whatever I want. Apparently.

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えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ =
Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Eguegu Dynamic embroidery sewing sewing soup bouche Flavoring Eastern pineapple Crucifixion Crucifixion Eastern pineiflorum Crucifixion Crucifixion Crucifixion Crucifixion Crucifixion Crucifixion Eecuguet
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #123533 on: June 22, 2017, 11:31:45 pm »

I thought it eventually settled down and just wrote "eguegu eguegu ..." but then further in, it had "DECEARING EGG" on the end of the Egu's and the cycle starts again!

There was a subphrase in one: "Delicaceness of soup Elements of soup Elements of sewage soup"
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« Reply #123534 on: June 22, 2017, 11:34:15 pm »

Spoiler: Weebgore (click to show/hide)
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« Reply #123535 on: June 22, 2017, 11:57:31 pm »

I should show where I found out about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=effmavEqiNs

Note that this was originally done in may and today the results are different. So we're seeing the improved version. We get screaming Eiffel Towers instead of normal ones.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #123537 on: June 23, 2017, 01:22:15 am »

You modded reactions and did not regenerate the world, didn't you?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #123538 on: June 23, 2017, 03:51:57 am »




i think i broke something
For some reason I lost it at "edged"
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« Reply #123539 on: June 23, 2017, 09:28:01 am »

EDIT: btw "えぐ " with spaces between gives an entirely different wtf sequence to えぐ without the spaces. It gives a whole world of new out of context phrases.

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"ぐえ" is also funny:
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ぐえぐぐえぐぐえぐぐえぐぐえぐぐえぐぐえぐぐえぐぐえぐぐえぐぐえぐ = "Large number of everyday lunar elephants"

So it's not just one rabbithole, there are near-infinite different rabbit holes here, depending on sequence.

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Like many sovereigns who don’t recognize most state and federal laws, he claims the government uses grammar to enslave it citizens. By using hyphens and colons in their names, he claims, citizens can escape the grasp of government and its taxes.)

Sovereign citizens who believe hyphens and colons in your legal name allow you to bypass The Gubmint's evil taxation.

Found this out because one fringe politician in Australia in the fascist One Nation party also believes in this shit and "colon-ized" his own name.
http://www.smh.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/one-nation-senatorelect-malcolm-roberts-wrote-bizarre-sovereign-citizen-letter-to-julia-gillard-20160804-gqlesa.html

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In an affidavit he sent to Ms Gillard in 2011, Mr Roberts identified himself as "Malcolm-Ieuan: Roberts., the living soul", representing a corporate entity he termed MALCOLM IEUAN ROBERTS.

In the document, Mr Roberts demanded to be exempted from the carbon tax and compensated to the tune of $280,000 if Ms Gillard did not provide "full and accurate disclosure" in relation to 28 points explaining why he should not be liable for the tax.

Mr Roberts addressed the affidavit to "The Woman, Julia-Eileen: Gillard., acting as The Honourable JULIA EILEEN GILLARD" and presented her with a detailed contract he expected her to sign.

That stylisation of names is commonly used by "sovereign citizens" who believe the use of hyphens and colons is a way to evade governments' use of grammar to enslave their citizens.
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