I've come across what's got to be one of the best wtf's for how google translate works. You type "egu" in Japanese, then you copy and paste it again
えぐ = Return
えぐえぐ = Regret
えぐえぐえぐ = Eco-production
えぐえぐえぐえぐ = Wednesday Egg
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = DECEARING EGG
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Delicious breakfast
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = DECEARING EGG
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Eiffel Tower deeply squealing
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = DECEARING EGG
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Delicious breakfast early evening soup
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = DECEARING EGO PREPARATION
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Delicaceness of deep-sea squeeze
... and on and on
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ = Dynasty Eastern Pacific Air / Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Deodorizing Watering / Chicken
I'm so glad I learned this. Next time, when I'm lost around other people speaking japanese, I can just shout egooegooegooegooegooegooegooegooegooegoo like a freak and it'll mean whatever I want. Apparently.
EDIT:
えぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐえぐ =
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