Earlier today, I had some quality time with my television set. I will never want for reason to complain about the program tableau.
First and foremost, what on Earth is the matter with this childish obsession with nudity? Nude dating, people thrown out in the wilderness with no clothes, celebrities going swimming in their Eden-gowns, and there is little doubt that further programs are in development. Surely, it must become unremarkable at some point, but at the moment, it would seem that the general television audience cannot see enough of the flesh. There is no doubt in my mind that there has been a nude version of one of those indescribably generic cooking competition shows that never made it on broadcast, due to some ghastly injuries...
Second, there are now two types of documentaries. First, there are the ordinary ones. They make a summary or pose a question of some description, and then explain it, either by way of the presenter or through various expert. Sweeping vistas or computer animations where available. You leave the experience amused and slightly more informed on the subject.
The new breed of documentaries, however, can be itself summarised as 'Stop & Start'. Everything, the slightest fact and concept, is repeated over and over. Incredibly obvious rethorical questions abounds, like "But how, oh, just how did they build the Königfichensberg cathedral? Everyone was stuuuupid back then, how could they have possibly done something complicated like this?", while a computer animation of the thing in question is displayed for the fiftyseventeenth time. Then, they might make an incredibly brief summary of a clever technique, like a flying buttress or some-such, and then return to the question, and then summarise again.
It is as if that type of documentary, the sort that does not really convey anything, assumes that its audience simply does not listen to it. That it must repeat itself, so that no one has reason to feel left behind, so that no one will go "haaang on, what's a flying butt-rest?" when it finally deigns to move on. That, or the intended audience is simply very, very thick.