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[LordBaal]

Enjoy your Last and not Only Cadians... lol

Now you can field them only on a table filled with planetary debris.

[TempAcc]

So, are you two gonna date now?

[Avis-Mergulus]

So, are you two gonna date now?

like totes

don't be jelly htere's enogh room in this feelings jam for everybody

even you you preposterous watermelon

[pisskop]

i gave a gal a pop tart for a Valentines

  #chickmagnet

[TempAcc]

So, are you two gonna date now?

like totes

don't be jelly htere's enogh room in this feelings jam for everybody

even you you preposterous watermelon

I'll add this to my orgy list.

Right now it only includes suspicious IRC people and a dead fish anyway.

In other news, I found a pack of a certain popular supposedly super sour gum in a store near my office. The kind people make silly challenge youtube videos with, since its apparently ~ow sow sowr~

After tasting several of them, I must say I am SEVERELY DISAPPOINTED.

[Dunamisdeos]

Go get yourself some warheads.

[Comrade P.]

So. I'm going to host a tabletop RPG session tomorrow. An acquaintance of mine has gracefully bestowed materials for a complete adventure of his own design on me.

Feeling very anxious, even though it's not the first time I'm GMing for a live audience. It's just that someone else's work is harder to pass onto players than the creation of your own. And these guys are all good friends who asked me to break them into this sort of thing. I'd hate to fuck it up.

I'd play my own adventure with them, but they were looking for a medieval sword and magic type of setting, and mine is sort of a space western with a touch of post-cyberpunk and a whisper of aliens, seasoned with space ghosts.

[overseer05-15]

Go get yourself some warheads.

Fuck Warheads. Toxic (Nuclear? one of the two) Waste is where it's at.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I like Warheads, and they are pretty sour, but I was disappointed when they made my mouth raw after only like three in an hour.

A good way to perk up during a roadtrip, though!

[hector13]

I've just got an package from Russia. I am, to be honest, quite baffled.
If it's what Avis-Mergulus sent me, then Holy Emperors balls, it took like a month or two to get here. I thought it got lost somewhere in transit or something, woah. I haven't actually opened it yet, I am admiring the Russian adress and Russian package and Russian everything.

Have you been waiting by the postbox or whatever for 2 months and that's why you haven't posted much?

Edit: or not much where I can see you, you sneaky polak.

[Arx]

Just do shots of muriatic acid if you're going to consume sour stuff. In style or not at all, come on guys.

[TempAcc]

Dear diary

When I mentioned by disappointment in regards to a local brand of sour bubble gum, the lower forumites suggested I get some head.
Will do.

[Flying Dice]

Everyone knows that a little oral sex will completely erase candy-related disappointment.

UNLESS IT'S ABOUT THE FUCKING TOBLERONE CHEAPASS CHANGE-

[JimboM12]

Everyone knows that a little oral sex will completely erase candy-related disappointment.

UNLESS IT'S ABOUT THE FUCKING TOBLERONE CHEAPASS CHANGE-

How.....how am I supposed to break it to my girlfriend that her efforts in oral sex are less satisfying then Toblerone?

[EnigmaticHat]

As I understand it, if you eat enough Toblerone you'll taste like Toblerone.