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[Sergarr]

Concieving children will soon be forbidden by the new world order, and all citizens will be forcibly sterilized.

There's a new world order? Where was it during the past year?! I call criminal incompetence on them, I say!

[Reelya]

George Soros leads the New World Order. He's the Emperor.

Hillary "Darth" Clinton was his lieutenant.

Trump is Luke, and Ivanka is Leia. Bannon is Han.

[pisskop]

> be bored
> look up personal stats
> page 3 epeen
> look at forum stats
> see rage thread most replied thread
> goto rage
> locked
> rege

[Putnam]

Post count epeen is the worst kind of epeen to brag about because it's statistically probable that someone with a longer epeen will end up posting about it, possibly immediately after.

Speaking of which, page 1 epeen

[TheBiggerFish]

Post count epeen is the worst kind of epeen to brag about because it's statistically probable that someone with a longer epeen will end up posting about it, possibly immediately after.

Speaking of which, page 1 epeen

Speaking of which, top 10 epeen.

[Sirus]

Yeah, could we please not start this conversation again?
That said, Top 10 represent 

[TheBiggerFish]

He has a point.

Though there's not much further up from here.

[Jopax]

Yeah, when the very tip speaks there's not much else to say :p

[TheBiggerFish]

Not quite the very tip, but the 5th person who still can speak.  ;P

[Yoink]

I just... I just... well, I'll tell you about it when I get home, my $15 phone has a ridiculously short character limit.

[Kot]

I've just got an package from Russia. I am, to be honest, quite baffled.
If it's what Avis-Mergulus sent me, then Holy Emperors balls, it took like a month or two to get here. I thought it got lost somewhere in transit or something, woah. I haven't actually opened it yet, I am admiring the Russian adress and Russian package and Russian everything.

[TempAcc]

I ordered you a bride through the mail. I hope they packaged her properly.

[Kot]

It's Cadians.
It's fucking Cadians.
I'VE GOT MY OWN CADIANS.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Avis, man, just... thanks. I hope all is well in Russia, man. I now need to totally send you something back, though that might take a while too.
The card is great too. And everything. It wasn't bad day, but man, you just made my whole month.

EDIT:
MY OWN CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS
EDIT2:
FUCK VALENTINES I'VE GOT
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIAAAAAAAANS

[Avis-Mergulus]

Glad you like them. Like I said, I don't even know if you collect the models, but I'm happy you like them anyway.
The slowness was mostly me being an awkward little shit, honestly. I tend to stress over the stupidest crap, which is like the worst when somebody else is involved. I would like to blame it all on glorious Ruspost, and it would be easy, but sadly, I cannot.
But if you ever want to send a card my way, you have my address.

[Jopax]

But aren't Cadians like, extinct or something? Or atleast endangered?

Are you dealing in endangered species Arvis?


_{^{Do you have any axolotls?}}