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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14944913 times)

hector13

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108810 on: September 03, 2016, 11:44:04 am »
I used to be an adventurer like you...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108811 on: September 03, 2016, 11:59:21 am »
Until I took a +<<*bronze arrow*>>+ to the right knee, shattering the bone and tearing the muscle!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108812 on: September 03, 2016, 12:03:02 pm »
Well you did it wrong, so no.

The arrow didn't kill the adventurer, man. Unless things have changed since 40d, arrows always kill adventurers.
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Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on May 25, 2013, 11:59:58 pm
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108813 on: September 03, 2016, 12:07:31 pm »
I once took an arrow to the leg that didn't kill me. It was the damnedest thing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108814 on: September 03, 2016, 12:19:06 pm »
Umm... DF is pretty realistic. If I get shot in the knee, I can't stand, but I'm not necessarily dead. It's the next few shots that bury themselves in my heart or my brain, or the angry swordsman who's running toward me, that tend to kill me.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108815 on: September 03, 2016, 01:32:25 pm »
Quote from: hector13 on September 03, 2016, 12:03:02 pm
Well you did it wrong, so no.

The arrow didn't kill the adventurer, man. Unless things have changed since 40d, arrows always kill adventurers.

Nah, you pass out from the pain and then get murdered.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108816 on: September 03, 2016, 02:15:16 pm »
Quote from: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on September 03, 2016, 12:19:06 pm
Umm... DF is pretty realistic. If I get shot in the knee, I can't stand, but I'm not necessarily dead. It's the next few shots that bury themselves in my heart or my brain, or the angry swordsman who's running toward me, that tend to kill me.
A large knee wound is easily fatal, by way of the massive artery that runs right next to it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108817 on: September 03, 2016, 02:33:27 pm »
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on September 03, 2016, 02:15:16 pm
Quote from: Dozebôm Lolumzalìs on September 03, 2016, 12:19:06 pm
Umm... DF is pretty realistic. If I get shot in the knee, I can't stand, but I'm not necessarily dead. It's the next few shots that bury themselves in my heart or my brain, or the angry swordsman who's running toward me, that tend to kill me.
A large knee wound is easily fatal, by way of the massive artery that runs right next to it.
Not immediately. You would stay alive until next few shoots or angry swordsman.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108818 on: September 03, 2016, 02:49:29 pm »
This thread is confusing to read when so many people have a bearded lemon as their avatar.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108819 on: September 03, 2016, 02:52:41 pm »
Did he just say.....lemon?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108820 on: September 03, 2016, 02:56:28 pm »
HE WAS AN ORANGE, AND A SAINT, SIR
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108821 on: September 03, 2016, 03:02:24 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108822 on: September 03, 2016, 03:04:56 pm »
This is what you get for being racist against fruits.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108823 on: September 03, 2016, 03:22:04 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on September 03, 2016, 03:04:56 pm
This is what you get for being racist against fruits.
Ironically that being what got him banned
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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Quote from: ToadyOne on December 31, 1969, 07:00:01 pm
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108824 on: September 03, 2016, 04:13:16 pm »
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