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[Shadowlord]

It'll be the next "non-sentient thing becomes cute anime girl" show

tfw your body pillow is literally your waifu

It is horrifying.

It must be stopped with violent force.

It is dank.

Stop storing your princess waifu body pillow anything in Bowser's castles.

[BlackHeartKabal]

It'll be the next "non-sentient thing becomes cute anime girl" show

tfw your body pillow is literally your waifu

I... would watch that.

Why?

[Sonlirain]

It'll be the next "non-sentient thing becomes cute anime girl" show

tfw your body pillow is literally your waifu

It is horrifying.

Could be worse.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

MUCH worse

[Tack]

I'd be so worried about developing a thing for half-people.

[Orange Wizard]

It'll be the next "non-sentient thing becomes cute anime girl" show

tfw your body pillow is literally your waifu

I... would watch that.

Why?

Because it's an anime about anthropomorphic dakimakura

[Sonlirain]

I'd be so worried about developing a thing for half-people.

I bet all buyers buy them ironically... then again the world finds a way to disappoint me and prove my views wrong on every corner.

[hector13]

Playing Hitman, killed my tartar get in an area I couldn't hide the body so just buggered off, knowing it would get spied.

The person who found, one of the palace staff in the food prep area behind the bar, proceeded to say this:

"I found a corpse! I kicked it in the face because I thought it was a bum, but no reaction. No reaction!"

[KingofstarrySkies]

Dude the new Hitman seems like it has 10/10 on the dialogue front and I'm not even being a smartarse.

[hector13]

I have to say it's worth the $60 I paid for it, and I haven't even touched Sapienza or Marrakesh yet

[Tack]

Wow go directly to face kick do not pass bum do not collect 200 compassion.

[Yoink]

I wonder if BF1 will introduce a new wave of alternate history "historical" shooters, ala Wolfenstein. Would kind of make sense. WWII FPS were straight laced, then we moved on to modern warfare also being straight laced. Then modern warfare went slightly sci-fi and alt history. So now we're starting the cycle over with WWI.

That's what I'm really hoping.
I never really expected BF1 to be a "good" WW1 game, but the setting still looks cool... and with any luck other developers will follow suit.
I'll have actual, bleak, horrifying trench warfare sooner-or-later goddamnit.  

[KingofstarrySkies]

Yessss. I want it to be asymmetrical, as well, but that's probably far more unlikely.

[Tack]

WW1 Arma maybe?

[KingofstarrySkies]

WW1 Arma maybe?

How did I not just think of this, Arma already feels like a war-is-a-fucking-nightmare simulator.

[Frumple]

It'll be the next "non-sentient thing becomes cute anime girl" show

tfw your body pillow is literally your waifu

I... would watch that.

Bit back, but for what it's worth, there is literally porn of that. Don't think it's animated, but there's at least a tank or two.