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[Rose]

Now that I have started writing in my blog, it's inundated with hookah bots.
And not a single human comment besides my wife.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Oh god no, your web traffic will lead them here and synthesize them with the kitchen bots! No, Bay 12 is not the place for neo-stoner kitchen chic, go back to info hell!

[TheBiggerFish]

Japa has a blog?

Also, seriously hookah bots, or was that an intentional misspelling?

[Bouchart]

We'll send the kitchen cabinet spambot your way.

[Greiger]

Kitchen spambot 2.0:  Meet beautiful hot ovens that are ready to go, in [geoip] right now.

[TD1]

I clicked, but nothing happened. Where's my hot oven? I want to put a bun in it already.

[Insanegame27]

Nah, I prefer hot sandwiches

[Frumple]

The ones I tried didn't have the neutral inoffensive taste of rice cakes - they actually tasted like lentils. Of course, I hate lentils. 

I think you mean offensively neutral taste of rice cakes. I swear, rice cakes are the snack food of people who hate themselves, their lives, and everything involved in the sensation of taste. Or at least the ones they sell around here are. They're like cardboard's even more bland cousin. And I mean that very literally, as I have tasted cardboard. Least flavorful anything I've ever tasted, rice cakes are, and the texture is faintly horrific.

These things tasted pretty much dead on for 'em, just in a different shape and somewhat different texture. How the hell they managed that with something made mostly with potato starch and lentil powder I have no goddamn clue.

I kinda' want to find out, so I can strangle everyone that has knowledge of the black magics involved and ensure the stuff stops being sold.

[Insanegame27]

You need the flavored variety. That way you only taste the flavor. Flavored varieties are better than the flavorless variety. Salt and vinegar is particularly strong

[Shadowlord]

Probably because the ones you're describing are mostly potato, and potato isn't exactly flavorful itself?

[Frumple]

Potato has a pretty distinct flavor, and this stuff just had that same aggressive lack that rice cakes embody. I've gotten more taste out of munching on dried potato flakes.

Also I've had flavored ones, too. They're arguably even worse, because you have the taste, and then you have this undercurrent of non-taste making everything worse -- you'd literally be better off just mixing together some salt and vinegar or whatev' and eating it raw. Even when the flavored ones are fresh, the cakes themselves make it taste like they're a month stale or somethin'. Horrible stuff.

[Insanegame27]

you'd literally be better off just mixing together some salt and vinegar or whatev' and eating it raw.

Would it be bad if I said I've been there done that?

[Rose]

Japa has a blog?

Also, seriously hookah bots, or was that an intentional misspelling?

Jonillo.com
And yes, seriously, hookah bots.

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you end up losing the aluminum foil.

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These are the latest three.

[Steelmagic]

Robt is just one letter from robot. Step up your game, bots. I also like that one seems to be talking about scientific hookah experiments, or something. Robt, in fact.

[Amperzand]

You, sir, have some very entertaining spambots.