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[Rolan7]

It's doing far better than the various lice and relatives that make habitual use of traumatic insemination. :v

I've studied closeups of those before. They're kind of like a 40K ork decided to design a sexual organ.

You phrased that perfectly.  As I understand it, 40K orks don't have actually *have* those.  But if they decided to design one, yeah...

[Frumple]

... curiosity got the best of me, too. Now I'm just wondering what the deal is, besides size. Seemed to be the only thing particularly unusual about 'em, and as animal bits go, that doesn't even rank a raised eyebrow.

[Helgoland]

The tips are... hard to describe, and terrifying.

[Frumple]

If by "hard to describe" you mean "looks like a mushroom", then... I guess? Terrifying, not so much. Not compared to a lot of other stuff out there.

[Grim Portent]

If I remember correctly, echidna's have a penis that resembles a spiked mace. Been a while since I saw one though, so I may be misremembering.

Saw one of a documentary once, was more than a little puzzled at how it was supposed to use it.

[Bauglir]

Like a spike mace, presumably.

[Helgoland]

Depending on how flexible the spikes are, they might actually be quite, um, hedonically useful. Hell, even humans occasionally have remnants of such spikes.

[Yoink]

Depending on how flexible the spikes are, they might actually be quite, um, hedonically useful. Hell, even humans occasionally have remnants of such spikes.

Wait what. That sounds hilarious.

Although I guess people often get piercings to achieve the same effect...

[Helgoland]

They're really just tiny bumps along the base of the glans. Nothing to get too excited about, or with.

[NJW2000]

Looked it up but only because it's a neglected avenue of my quest to learn as much as I can about animal penises.

If I was classy and laid-back, I would have laughed at this more. Which isn't to say I didn't find it funny. I did.
Sadly, I just found the turtle penis even funnier. I am beyond help, apparently.

[Bohandas]

Looked it up but only because it's a neglected avenue of my quest to learn as much as I can about animal penises.

You'll want copies of How Animals Have Sex and Doctor Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation

[Emma]

People have written books on how animals have sex?

[Graknorke]

People have written books on how animals have sex?

Given the title I could only assume so.

[Emma]

That was a satisfactory answer Graknorke, thank you.

[TD1]

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