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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14488690 times)

timferius

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73770 on: April 10, 2015, 08:42:50 am »

The entire party is sooper good guise, and are unlikely to be turned. Even the DMPCs. The only character who isn't good-aligned is still very lawful.

He would save a bit of trouble by killing off his wizard. Have the little rat get his soul stolen or something. That way he isn't dead, and we rescue him at the end of the campaign or something. As if being a level twenty wizard who screws over the DM's own plans isn't enough, that damn wizard has also used permanency to get just about every possible spell on him. Permanent invisible, fly, true-seeing, etc.
Ok, ignore is adventure plans and go take down as many evil gods as you can.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73771 on: April 10, 2015, 08:45:56 am »

Because of the way the plot has been going, we won't be meeting any undead enemies. We already dealt with the lich that was supplying the demons and devils with an army of undead. By becoming friends with him and convincing him to help us instead by paying him in literal artifacts. DM was not happy that we aren't being murderhobos for once.

Though Trap The Soul would still work, if he gives it to a spell-casting demon or devil, since those types of monsters are the focus of the campaign. Convincing him to 'retire' his wizard would probably not be easy though.

We can't just kill gods. He made sure not to stat them, and claimed that even trying to would get us wiped from existence because they are so strong they simply can't be given stats. That and one of the evil gods has up and vanished, which is why we are running around planescape like fools.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73772 on: April 10, 2015, 08:58:23 am »

... well, if you can't kill them, seduce them.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73773 on: April 10, 2015, 09:02:38 am »

ROLL FOR SEDUCTION
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73774 on: April 10, 2015, 09:05:50 am »

You remembered to roll anal circumference, right?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73775 on: April 10, 2015, 09:42:14 am »

ABORT. ROLL FOR SAN LOSS.



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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73776 on: April 10, 2015, 10:06:19 am »

... I had not quite realized how easy it is to make icing.

It is really easy to make icing.

Icing is delicious ;_;

There is now a pound cake type thing in the fridge well covered in cinnamon icing. It's good~

But wow, the effort involved in that was, like. Nil. Took maybe three minutes, most of which was finding where the ingredients were hidden, to make a solid cake's worth of delicious cinnamon icing. Now to clean the mixing bowl into my stomach :3
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73777 on: April 10, 2015, 10:12:18 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #73779 on: April 10, 2015, 10:16:41 am »

Now learn how to make cream cheese icing.
Done. Thank you, based google.

Seriously though, look at that freaking recipe. It's literally take a bit of powdered sugar and whatever other junk you want in it and stir. That's it. It's amazing ;_;
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« Reply #73780 on: April 10, 2015, 10:22:17 am »

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« Reply #73781 on: April 10, 2015, 10:29:51 am »

First time watching Cape Fear.
I get so many references now.
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« Reply #73782 on: April 10, 2015, 02:58:45 pm »

Aaaand now they're trying to blame additional damage to the soda case's door on me. Damage that wasn't there yesterday, but may have happened when someone tried to repair it this morning.

Later on, my supervisor tells me to set up for some event tomorrow, but then sends me to set up for a big one on Sunday. She denied ever saying anything about the one tomorrow(which there isn't one), and as I walk away to set up the one for Sunday, she tells me "calm down, people make mistakes". Oh yes, people make mistakes; I've been dealing with so many of hers for so long and she has the nerve to say that?



On a different note, children's toy+fire.
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« Reply #73783 on: April 10, 2015, 03:56:21 pm »

Why not just ask for a minute alone with the manager and state your case?
You know, in a calm- non accusatory manner.
It isn't entirely fair for incompetency to be laid at your feet.
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