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[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Can you run a real country while addicted to Candy Crush?

Britain's not a real country!

Candy Crush's not a real game as well.

I would understand if he was playing something like Civilization or Europa Universalis, but CANDY CRUSH ?

I' be fukken terrified if a British MP played Civ during debates, presumably steamrolling Europe in the Napoleon setting...

'YESSS, CHOKE ON THOSE NUKES, EUROPE, CHOKE ON THEM HAHAHAH."
I now wonder how many government watch lists I have been placed on.

[Wolfkit]

Can you run a real country while addicted to Candy Crush?

Britain's not a real country!

Candy Crush's not a real game as well.

I would understand if he was playing something like Civilization or Europa Universalis, but CANDY CRUSH ?

I' be fukken terrified if a British MP played Civ during debates, presumably steamrolling Europe in the Napoleon setting...

'YESSS, CHOKE ON THOSE NUKES, EUROPE, CHOKE ON THEM HAHAHAH."
I now wonder how many government watch lists I have been placed on.

All of them, but you were on them anyway. This is Bay12 after all.

[Descan]

I'm sure they invented at least three, just for Bay12.

[Helgoland]

Heh, just yesterday I simultaneously searched for Bismarck stickers in the HOPE style, ways for mescaline production, methods for Chlostridium botulinum cultivation and behind-enemy-lines combat tactics. Watchlists ahoy~

[timferius]

I'm sure they invented at least three, just for Bay12.

The worst is the Ban list. Pretty much a death-sentence in many countires. If you reach the level to get banned from Bay12, expect a white van and many men in suits at your front door in short order.

[BlackFlyme]

The non-hostile bird-like Ixal in Final Fantasy XIV refer non-bird-people as "featherless neukers". The hostile ones probably do as well, but I've never noticed.

I got curious and looked up what a "neuker" is. It's a Dutch word, according to Google.

If Google is right, they're calling me a featherless fucker.

[IronTomato]

My cat is humankin.

When we first got her, she would eat her food normally. However, she has recently started sticking her paw into the bowl and pulling out food, and most of the food usually lands on the floor, but she eats what is still stuck to her paw and then eat the rest off the floor. Then she sticks her paw back into the bowl again and repeats the process until she's full.

They're evolving. It's not safe for me here. If you don't hear from me in 3 days, nuke the site from orbit.

[scrdest]

Heh, just yesterday I simultaneously searched for Bismarck stickers in the HOPE style, ways for mescaline production, methods for Chlostridium botulinum cultivation and behind-enemy-lines combat tactics. Watchlists ahoy~

Shit, you made me realize I ALSO looked up mescaline and biological weapons, except in my case it was anthrax. What are the odds?

[pisskop]

No, its half office, half lounge, and half kitchen.  Its a room for vets.  Fairly nice too.

We operate on a supposed trust factor!  And my chilli!

I never knew you were a veteran, Pisskop.

Aye, Navy submariner. That's marin-ner

[Eric Blank]

My cat is humankin.

When we first got her, she would eat her food normally. However, she has recently started sticking her paw into the bowl and pulling out food, and most of the food usually lands on the floor, but she eats what is still stuck to her paw and then eat the rest off the floor. Then she sticks her paw back into the bowl again and repeats the process until she's full.

They're evolving. It's not safe for me here. If you don't hear from me in 3 days, nuke the site from orbit.

Our cat did that too. He would additionally drink water off his paws. Would not stick his face in the bowl, must use paw. He "disappeared" though. Coyotes we presume.

[miauw62]

The non-hostile bird-like Ixal in Final Fantasy XIV refer non-bird-people as "featherless neukers". The hostile ones probably do as well, but I've never noticed.

I got curious and looked up what a "neuker" is. It's a Dutch word, according to Google.

If Google is right, they're calling me a featherless fucker.

Yes, neuker does indeed mean fucker, although it is most often used as a verb.

E:
And my cat does the "drinking from his paw" thing too, I think it's cute. He doesn't often drink from his bowl, though. He either drinks outside or he drinks water that is splashed over one of the basins in the kitchen, or he drinks it while it's dripping from the tap. SOMETIMES, mind you.

[Helgoland]

Heh, just yesterday I simultaneously searched for Bismarck stickers in the HOPE style, ways for mescaline production, methods for Chlostridium botulinum cultivation and behind-enemy-lines combat tactics. Watchlists ahoy~

Shit, you made me realize I ALSO looked up mescaline and biological weapons, except in my case it was anthrax. What are the odds?

Were you successful? I heard from a biology prof once that isolating and cultivating Chlostridium was horifyingly simple, but I couldn't find a method...

[scrdest]

Heh, just yesterday I simultaneously searched for Bismarck stickers in the HOPE style, ways for mescaline production, methods for Chlostridium botulinum cultivation and behind-enemy-lines combat tactics. Watchlists ahoy~

Shit, you made me realize I ALSO looked up mescaline and biological weapons, except in my case it was anthrax. What are the odds?

Were you successful? I heard from a biology prof once that isolating and cultivating Chlostridium was horifyingly simple, but I couldn't find a method...

Isolating - not that hard, Clostridium are common soil bacteria and botulinum in particular is absolutely notoriously present in rotting leaves, cultivation is slightly harder because it is an obligate anaerobe, so oxygen is toxic to it, but there's a number of methods of anaerobic bacteria cultivation, most notably oxygen-absorbing Gas-Paks or inoculating half of a plate with an aerobic bacterium and the other half with an anaerobe, then sealing the plate off from oxygen.

[timferius]

You just don't mess with our Timmies, eh?

[Aseaheru]

I like how the cops named the snake.