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[MonkeyHead]

So I have plastic cooking... stuff, and left it too long on a hot pan.

Now part of the pan is attached to the plastic. I thought it was supposed to go the other way around o.O

Being the genius that I am, I once placed a plastic sterilizer for baby feeding bottles designed to be heated in the microwave onto a hot cooking ring. This probably had something to do with having a new baby and not much sleep. I then fell asleep on the sofa while it melted into an inch thick layer of boiling hydrocarbon gloop, releasing the stench of Satan's ass-crack. Sleep me handled this well, buy turning the hob off and going back to sleep. The wife came downstairs in the morning, and presented me with a block of reset plastic a few cm thick she levered off the cooker.

[Wolfhunter107]

So I have plastic cooking... stuff, and left it too long on a hot pan.

Now part of the pan is attached to the plastic. I thought it was supposed to go the other way around o.O

Being the genius that I am, I once placed a plastic sterilizer for baby feeding bottles designed to be heated in the microwave onto a hot cooking ring. This probably had something to do with having a new baby and not much sleep. I then fell asleep on the sofa while it melted into an inch thick layer of boiling hydrocarbon gloop, releasing the stench of Satan's ass-crack. Sleep me handled this well, buy turning the hob off and going back to sleep. The wife came downstairs in the morning, and presented me with a block of reset plastic a few cm thick she levered off the cooker.

awesome

[pisskop]

So the Veteran's Oasis usually goes through phases with loud and obnoxious people,  and the early semester is always worst.

But now, with the new cabinet and President, its out of control.  The president and the whole cabinet is the problem, yelling and joking and playing vulgar songs (for reference, nsfw) and between the damn MTV sitcoms and the Cartoons (the adult one and cartoon network) an Springer style shows I can't get a thing done.

Its terrible.

[SealyStar]

You guys should visit /r/nofap. It's about how not masturbating is healthy (as opposed to not unhealthy) and strengthens and cleanses the body or whatever. It's absolutely hilarious.

They're also blaming the Fappening for causing them to lapse back xD

By random coincidence I was looking at their shit this morning and thinking the exact same thing.

It's not a huge stretch to say that they believe you can unlock hidden superpowers. They focus a lot on how "manly" and impressive to women men become when they "save their masculinity" or some crap, giving some TRP-esque undertones to what is already an insane sub. Their metaphorical treatment of masturbation as basically a drug ("relapse", "addiction") is unsettling in the robot voice saying "cauterize, sterilize..." kind of way.

[Frumple]

Could kinda' make the argument it's a drug, though, if you squint really hard and maybe lie a little. Same way jogging or exercise can be. Or food or whatever. All sorts of nice chemicals get released. Is at least part of the reason why it's good for you.

[Helgoland]

So I have plastic cooking... stuff, and left it too long on a hot pan.

Now part of the pan is attached to the plastic. I thought it was supposed to go the other way around o.O

Consider the upside: You have now gotten rid of the inferior cooking utensils unworthy of a civilized being, and can now aquire proper wooden ones.

[penguinofhonor]

You guys should visit /r/nofap. It's about how not masturbating is healthy (as opposed to not unhealthy) and strengthens and cleanses the body or whatever. It's absolutely hilarious.

They're also blaming the Fappening for causing them to lapse back xD

By random coincidence I was looking at their shit this morning and thinking the exact same thing.

It's not a huge stretch to say that they believe you can unlock hidden superpowers. They focus a lot on how "manly" and impressive to women men become when they "save their masculinity" or some crap, giving some TRP-esque undertones to what is already an insane sub. Their metaphorical treatment of masturbation as basically a drug ("relapse", "addiction") is unsettling in the robot voice saying "cauterize, sterilize..." kind of way.

1994 machismo: bikes, cars, muscles
2014 machismo: not touching yourself

What happened?

[Frumple]

Incomes didn't really rise at a rate matching inflation, that's what.

[SealyStar]

You guys should visit /r/nofap. It's about how not masturbating is healthy (as opposed to not unhealthy) and strengthens and cleanses the body or whatever. It's absolutely hilarious.

They're also blaming the Fappening for causing them to lapse back xD

By random coincidence I was looking at their shit this morning and thinking the exact same thing.

It's not a huge stretch to say that they believe you can unlock hidden superpowers. They focus a lot on how "manly" and impressive to women men become when they "save their masculinity" or some crap, giving some TRP-esque undertones to what is already an insane sub. Their metaphorical treatment of masturbation as basically a drug ("relapse", "addiction") is unsettling in the robot voice saying "cauterize, sterilize..." kind of way.

1994 machismo: bikes, cars, muscles
2014 machismo: not touching yourself

What happened?

Le machismo defener?

[scrdest]

You guys should visit /r/nofap. It's about how not masturbating is healthy (as opposed to not unhealthy) and strengthens and cleanses the body or whatever. It's absolutely hilarious.

They're also blaming the Fappening for causing them to lapse back xD

By random coincidence I was looking at their shit this morning and thinking the exact same thing.

It's not a huge stretch to say that they believe you can unlock hidden superpowers. They focus a lot on how "manly" and impressive to women men become when they "save their masculinity" or some crap, giving some TRP-esque undertones to what is already an insane sub. Their metaphorical treatment of masturbation as basically a drug ("relapse", "addiction") is unsettling in the robot voice saying "cauterize, sterilize..." kind of way.

1994 machismo: bikes, cars, muscles
2014 machismo: not touching yourself

What happened?

My guess would be that engine fetishists prefer to, you know, do car/bike related stuff instead of sitting around on the Internet and circlejerking.

[penguinofhonor]

1994 machismo: bikes, cars, muscles
2014 machismo: not touching yourself

What happened?

Le machismo defener?

i was at a bodybuilding show the other day and nobody pulled trains or lifted cars or did any cool stuff, they were all just standing around not masturbating

i think i'm the only 13 year old who likes classic bodybuilders. my generation is shit

[Putnam]

twenty years ago people complained about their stuff in such a more original way

i think i'm the only 13 year old who likes the way the past liked the past better than people now do. my generation is shit

[Tawa]

Did you just accidentally call yourself 6 years younger than you are?

[Graknorke]

160 years ago people didn't even think the past was so much greater than the present

i think im the only 13 year old who likes the way the past didn't like the past like how people now do like the past better than now. my generation is shit.

[scrdest]

i think im the only 13 year old and what is this