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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57720 on: September 04, 2014, 01:35:44 pm »

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« Reply #57721 on: September 04, 2014, 01:42:38 pm »

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Dammit.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57722 on: September 04, 2014, 02:59:39 pm »

Three days into college and I've already experienced my first shouting-at from some Lunatics 4 Jesus group.

They attracted a huge crowd of train wreck-watchers and hecklers, of course. I didn't stop (I was tempted) but I caught some of their ranting. Turns out that in addition to masturbating to porn and smoking pot, Jesus still frowns upon listening to "rock and roll". What is this, 1950? Damn Elvis, corrupting our youth.

You should form a group called the "Claims to Know the Mind of God" group then go out and claim random things, with billboards for bonus points, near those groups.  Always cheer on your groupmates signs too because they also "know" the mind of god even when they are contradicting you, because god works in mysterious ways.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57723 on: September 04, 2014, 03:24:03 pm »

Masturbation dislike comes from prudes. Edit: Wait, it's the whole can of worms that is sexual fantasy. Serious worm can.
Here's a place with articles that, if I remember correctly, take a sane and frank look at masturbation from a Biblical/Christian perspective.

Like many other Random Fundie Crap, it is actually a pretty modern thing. Basically, some dude wrote a book detailing how masturbation causes more health issues than snorting deep fried meth back in the late XVIII/early XIX (can't remember) century, it was EXTREMELY popular among pretty much everyone and spawned a cultural trend to frown on it.

Then religious folks just so happened to find justification for that using the traditional fundie trick of arbitrarily patching together stuff from various unrelated parts of the Bible until it supports their conclusion (see: Left Behind and similar crap).

With psychology and medicine advancing, the OMGEVUL side shrunk, but since fundies already had a totally legit guize quotes to back up the belief, and since fundies by definition almost do not care for anything that contradicts what they intepret their Bible quotes as, they stuck with it.

E: There kiiiiiinda is a semi-justification, in that, like Arx said, it might be interpreted to constitute adultery by some line about looking lustfully is committing adultery in your heart, but that is, in itself, problematic with things like Rule 34.
« Last Edit: September 04, 2014, 03:26:50 pm by scrdest »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57724 on: September 04, 2014, 03:26:12 pm »

You guys should visit /r/nofap. It's about how not masturbating is healthy (as opposed to not unhealthy) and strengthens and cleanses the body or whatever. It's absolutely hilarious.

They're also blaming the Fappening for causing them to lapse back xD
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« Reply #57725 on: September 04, 2014, 03:32:46 pm »

There is a Wikipedia article titled "History of masturbation"

I'm not sure how I feel about this

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The ancient Indian Hindu text Kama Sutra explains in detail the best procedure to masturbate
If anyone needs a WTF for today, I've found a bunch.
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« Reply #57726 on: September 04, 2014, 03:34:43 pm »

You guys should visit /r/nofap. It's about how not masturbating is healthy (as opposed to not unhealthy) and strengthens and cleanses the body or whatever. It's absolutely hilarious.

They're also blaming the Fappening for causing them to lapse back xD
I wonder what they'd think of greatorder.
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« Reply #57727 on: September 04, 2014, 03:35:46 pm »

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Male masturbation was an even more important image in ancient Egypt: when performed by a god it could be considered a creative or magical act: the god Atum was believed to have created the universe by masturbating to ejaculation, and the ebb and flow of the Nile was attributed to the frequency of his ejaculations. Egyptian Pharaohs, in response to this, were at one time required to masturbate ceremonially into the Nile.
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« Reply #57728 on: September 04, 2014, 03:37:35 pm »

Ok I know we can go into sexual asides here >_>

But uhhh... can we end this line of conversation >_>
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57729 on: September 04, 2014, 03:38:46 pm »

It's no more disturbing than "By the way this world is a gigantic corpse of a dead supernatural being," at least in my book.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #57730 on: September 04, 2014, 03:39:00 pm »

There is a Wikipedia article titled "History of masturbation"
This has already been brought up before, actually.

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« Reply #57731 on: September 04, 2014, 03:41:51 pm »

There is a Wikipedia article titled "History of masturbation"

This has already been brought up before, actually.

Still made me WTF a bit.

Also, I'll stop copying in sexual stuff if it's bothering people. But this is relevant, about the pamphlet scrdest mentioned:
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The pamphlet then goes on to recommend as an effective remedy a "Strengthening Tincture" at 10 shillings a bottle and a "Prolific Powder" at 12 shillings a bag, available from a local shop.
So basically this pamphlet that had a huge cultural influence was some guy scamming people to sell fake medicine.
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« Reply #57732 on: September 04, 2014, 03:49:06 pm »

What else did you expect?
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« Reply #57733 on: September 04, 2014, 03:55:13 pm »

So I have plastic cooking... stuff, and left it too long on a hot pan.

Now part of the pan is attached to the plastic. I thought it was supposed to go the other way around o.O
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« Reply #57734 on: September 04, 2014, 04:00:23 pm »

What else did you expect?

I'm not sure. Something that makes me lose slightly less faith in humanity than this, I guess.
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