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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54225 on: July 15, 2014, 04:20:58 pm »

In adventure mode your own character can cry.  But we do not notice unless we closely examine our inventories, and it does not stop them from doing horrible things.

It is confirmed, we are uncaring gods/goddesses taking complete control over some poor sap.  They see everything we make them do, they feel everything.  They watch under no control as we mercilessly butcher their neighbors and friends.  They cannot scream, all they can do is silently weep as the puppetmaster makes their arm swing the sword.
Greiger's is actually correct...  sadly enough.  The emotional circumstance processor is still turned on, with a randomly rolled up personality, but they can't express themselves or take control...  they can only cry.

This is a mixture of shock and sorta-sad.

We've been subduing random people to play with their lives while they can only weep.
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« Reply #54226 on: July 15, 2014, 04:24:26 pm »

This is a mixture of shock and sorta-sad.

We've been subduing random people to play with their lives while they can only weep.
Hehe. Losers.

But really it's not so bad for them. The ones that survive are usually doing pretty well, having been guided to abandoned fortresses full of treasure or having trained up to great strength and reputation. The mental scars from being forced to systematically murder towns full of people is not so overwhelming as to completely ruin what they've gained.
And the ones who die are, well, dead. Kind of sucks for the families but no more than if they'd died in a wildlife accident or megabeast rampage or any of the other many, less potentially beneficial things that can happen.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54227 on: July 15, 2014, 04:27:25 pm »

This is a mixture of shock and sorta-sad.

We've been subduing random people to play with their lives while they can only weep.
Hehe. Losers.
The difference between adventure and fortress mode being we generally try to keep our adventurers alive, but will kill off fortress dwarves in a heartbeat!  :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54228 on: July 15, 2014, 05:33:08 pm »

Kinda reminds me of that movie Gamer, with all the non-fighters who only have to survive one game...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54229 on: July 15, 2014, 05:47:11 pm »

Neither of these are good things. In fact I'd say a disproportionately high post count compared to join date means someone might just have nothing interesting to say.
Says the one who makes an average of over 2000 posts a year.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54230 on: July 15, 2014, 05:48:52 pm »

You actually just brought it up again.

So...um...yeah.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54231 on: July 15, 2014, 05:50:12 pm »

In adventure mode your own character can cry.  But we do not notice unless we closely examine our inventories, and it does not stop them from doing horrible things.

It is confirmed, we are uncaring gods/goddesses taking complete control over some poor sap.  They see everything we make them do, they feel everything.  They watch under no control as we mercilessly butcher their neighbors and friends.  They cannot scream, all they can do is silently weep as the puppetmaster makes their arm swing the sword.
Greiger's is actually correct...  sadly enough.  The emotional circumstance processor is still turned on, with a randomly rolled up personality, but they can't express themselves or take control...  they can only cry.

This is a mixture of shock and sorta-sad.

We've been subduing random people to play with their lives while they can only weep.

I was just thinking up a horrible grim head theory of why adventurers cry.  I didn't expect it to actually be true :P
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« Reply #54232 on: July 15, 2014, 05:54:57 pm »

So, what does it make Human Outsiders?
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« Reply #54233 on: July 15, 2014, 05:55:18 pm »

I'm sure they get used to it eventually.
The Discipline skill is supposed to nullify emotional reactions to combat, so if that increases while adventuring then yeah they get over the horrific violence.
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« Reply #54234 on: July 15, 2014, 05:58:55 pm »

So, what does it make Human Outsiders?
Terminators from the future.
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« Reply #54235 on: July 15, 2014, 06:01:57 pm »

I just saw a Lego movie on sale at this truck stop.

Not THE Lego movie, mind. A movie that apparently uses Lego figurines and blocks in place of actors and sets. I assume it is stop-motion. Adding to the WTF is that it seems to be based on some biblical story.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54236 on: July 15, 2014, 06:02:42 pm »

So, what does it make Human Outsiders?
Terminators from the future.

Using FutureCo's High-Tech Spears and Knives selection, apparently.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54237 on: July 15, 2014, 06:59:44 pm »

I just saw a Lego movie on sale at this truck stop.

Not THE Lego movie, mind. A movie that apparently uses Lego figurines and blocks in place of actors and sets. I assume it is stop-motion. Adding to the WTF is that it seems to be based on some biblical story.
Might be the Brick Testament, heard about it on Wikipedia. I think they made a video of it.

The LEGO Movie itself is probably a better usage of time and/or money. Funny you mention that, I'm actually getting it off of Netflix in a few days because I had the urge to see it again.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #54238 on: July 15, 2014, 11:18:57 pm »

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« Reply #54239 on: July 15, 2014, 11:23:54 pm »

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