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[LordSlowpoke]

your plumber is a miracle of the universe

can i swap for the birdhouse cunt

[mastahcheese]

If you can find him, sure.

I think he may be a timelord.

[Sirus]

https://gma.yahoo.com/parents-rescued-navy-warship-plan-file-lawsuit-144843401--abc-news-parenting.html

...Why would there be any issue with them taking their children out on the boat? You might as well say it's wrong and immoral take them on a road trip.

<twocents>
Well, on a road trip you can stop at a hospital if someone gets sick or injured, while if that happens on a boat you have to wait several hours, if not days, for rescue assuming anyone picks up your emergency signal. And one-year-old kids can get sick and injured quite easily, with all sorts of nasty stuff. I could see the logic in waiting another year or two so you don't have quite such young people on such a long voyage.
</twocents>

A dick move by the phone provider in any case.

[Greiger]

mastahcheese your workplace is haunted.  However now the ghost knows you know and it dosn't want the information getting out.

Beware for the next thing to dissapear may be yooooooooooouuuuuuuuu *fades away to smoke*

* Greiger coughs and chokes on the smokebomb before hiding under a box.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke whips out exclamation point

* LordSlowpoke affixes exclamation point above their head

* LordSlowpoke puts the box in a bag with the greigar still inside

s> 1x baglizard+2 5kk

[Kadzar]

Do they look like this?

It is terrifying.

That video reminded me why I'm glad 80s and early 90s fashion eventually died.

* Greiger coughs and chokes on the smokebomb before hiding under a box.

Ah, so you're the one who took my smokebombs.

* Kadzar grabs the smokebombs and tries to make an exit, but ends up just choking on the smoke

Okay, so I'm a little out of practice.

[Bauglir]

mastahcheese your workplace is haunted.

Nah, I'm pretty sure it all traces back to the plumber. Unless maybe the plumber is a ghost?

[mastahcheese]

mastahcheese your workplace is haunted.

Nah, I'm pretty sure it all traces back to the plumber. Unless maybe the plumber is a ghost?

No, he's not a ghost. He's physically injured muliple employees on "accident" so I'm pretty certain he's not a ghost.
Hasn't got me yet, though cause I know how to dodge.

[Arx]

physically injured muliple employees on "accident"

Mastah, it's the plumber. I am not Holmes, but this is not a Holmes-level mystery. You have a black magician in your midst. And I do not mean a sangoma, I mean a servant of unholy powers from beyond the void in the stars.

[BlackFlyme]

Told my dad and my step-mom about some more of my mom's bullshit. They found it hilarious.

I guess some of it is kind of funny, in a depressing sort of way. They mentioned that they already knew about my mom doing most of my homework for me, since she would call them and insult them whenever they tried to help me do an assignment. They mentioned that "my" work had always gotten low marks when handed in, and that if I did the work myself, I may have gotten better marks.

For one assignment my dad helped me build a skateboard out of plywood. Apparently my mom had called my dad up and mocked him about how she was destroying it. At least I know where it went now. Se told me "it got lost in the move", when we moved in with her boyfriend.

They got a big laugh about the time I got brought down to the office for a plagiarized assignment. My mom copied some article word for word. The kicker is that the project she had me hand in had nothing to do with the assignment. So I was given a ton of shit from the school for both plagiarism and being off-topic, and had to re-write the entire thing down in the office under the watch of several teachers.

Some of it is funny in hindsight, I suppose.

[Bauglir]

Your mother doesn't deserve the title.

[Orange Wizard]

That's really awful. And I mean really frickin' awful. At this point, if I were you, I'd start doing the work myself. Let your "mother" write/copy whatever she wants and tell you to hand it in, but that sounds like a terrible idea if you're getting in trouble for it.
Don't tell her anything she doesn't need to know. She doesn't need to know that it isn't her work that's getting decent marks. She also doesn't need to know if it was your dad or stepmother who helped you.
I don't know all of the details, but if possible, cut ties with her. Not literal grab-scissors-and-chop-up-neckties, because that would be silly, but just leave.

[smjjames]

Told my dad and my step-mom about some more of my mom's bullshit. They found it hilarious.

I guess some of it is kind of funny, in a depressing sort of way. They mentioned that they already knew about my mom doing most of my homework for me, since she would call them and insult them whenever they tried to help me do an assignment. They mentioned that "my" work had always gotten low marks when handed in, and that if I did the work myself, I may have gotten better marks.

For one assignment my dad helped me build a skateboard out of plywood. Apparently my mom had called my dad up and mocked him about how she was destroying it. At least I know where it went now. Se told me "it got lost in the move", when we moved in with her boyfriend.

They got a big laugh about the time I got brought down to the office for a plagiarized assignment. My mom copied some article word for word. The kicker is that the project she had me hand in had nothing to do with the assignment. So I was given a ton of shit from the school for both plagiarism and being off-topic, and had to re-write the entire thing down in the office under the watch of several teachers.

Some of it is funny in hindsight, I suppose.

How did your mom get away with doing all of the work for you? I mean, theres your handwriting and hers, and really, you could have said your mom did, if they believe you.

Sounds bordering on abuse, and being completely mental.

[BlackFlyme]

I'm in college, and this happened back in grade school. And highschool. Sometimes she still tries to butt in on my college work. But she doesn't understand most of it so she doesn't do it too often.

I've said this before, but I'm not living with her right now. That may change when school starts up again, since I won't be able to reach school from my dad's house. Not at a reasonable time anyways.

I got a reminder a few days ago that it was time to pay my college tuition. Or it will be time, in about a week, but my mom refused to get off the phone with me until I could confirm that I had paid the bill.

She manages to hover over my shoulder even when I'm not living with her.

E: She had everything typed up. My handwriting is chicken scratch, since cursive was being phased out in my school back when I was in grade three or four. But it seems some schools still teach it, judging by my sister's homework.

[smjjames]

You should give her a pie in the face every time she hovers over your shoulder,