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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53760 on: July 11, 2014, 04:22:37 pm »

I accidentally cut a chunk of my finger off at work today cleaning a slicer, and have been kind of weirded out by the idea that I'm going to have to live with that missing for the rest of life. Also means no WASD until it recovers, but hey, new DF release don't need no WASD.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53761 on: July 11, 2014, 04:53:42 pm »

I accidentally cut a chunk of my finger off at work today cleaning a slicer, and have been kind of weirded out by the idea that I'm going to have to live with that missing for the rest of life. Also means no WASD until it recovers, but hey, new DF release don't need no WASD.
That's... mildly disconcerting. Which finger and what part of it was sliced?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53762 on: July 11, 2014, 05:30:52 pm »

About 2 millimeters into the very tip of the left middle finger, with a circle of about 4 millimeters of exposed. The bleeding had pretty much stopped by the time I finished my shift (it's just a flesh wound!), so I just removed the shoddy bandage a friend wrapped, doused some rubbing alcohol on it, and taped some paper towel to it when I got home ($4 for bandaids?!).
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53764 on: July 11, 2014, 05:37:34 pm »

That wasn't what I thought I was going to read.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53765 on: July 11, 2014, 05:42:40 pm »

Misleading headlines FTW?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53766 on: July 11, 2014, 05:52:28 pm »

Watching American children get repulsed at the sight and taste of fruit has me wondering; how on Earth do you find something that millions of years of natural selection and thousands of years of artificial selection has geared towards making it as tasty as possible for you, bad?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53767 on: July 11, 2014, 05:55:31 pm »

artificial flavor, son

it's genetic modification compared to all that

also, america
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53768 on: July 11, 2014, 05:58:14 pm »

i discovered watermelon jerky was not only a thing but glorious
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« Reply #53769 on: July 11, 2014, 05:58:54 pm »

it's like watermelon except meat also dry

meatmelon

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53770 on: July 11, 2014, 06:08:47 pm »

Meat ish always awesome.
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« Reply #53771 on: July 11, 2014, 06:48:31 pm »

Meat is always awesome you say?

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« Reply #53772 on: July 11, 2014, 08:00:48 pm »

...I just poured water out in the trash. I meant to pour it out in the sink. I was thinking to myself, "I'm going to pour this water out in the sink." I was thinking this as I was pouring it into the trash.

I may need more sleep. Or I may just be a complete airhead. Or probably both.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53773 on: July 11, 2014, 08:03:02 pm »

Meat is always awesome you say?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53774 on: July 11, 2014, 08:28:30 pm »

...I just poured water out in the trash. I meant to pour it out in the sink. I was thinking to myself, "I'm going to pour this water out in the sink." I was thinking this as I was pouring it into the trash.

I may need more sleep. Or I may just be a complete airhead. Or probably both.

Meh, I once forgot to get undressed before getting into the shower; and I don't even use drugs.
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