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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14913048 times)

Tawa

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51150 on: June 09, 2014, 04:03:59 pm »

* Objective sics their army of cats on Tawarochir and Th4DwArfY1 to distract them so that they can get the first spot for Cmega3's game

OY NOBODY PICKS A FIGHT WITH US

LET'S GET 'EM MAT
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51151 on: June 09, 2014, 04:04:35 pm »

Why don't we just go vegan and call it a day

I... I... I just like cheese too much.  :'(
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51152 on: June 09, 2014, 04:05:45 pm »

Why don't we just go vegan and call it a day

I... I... I just like cheese too much.  :'(

You can still eat cheese as a Vegan... It just needs to be cheese given freely by a sentient animal.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51153 on: June 09, 2014, 04:07:18 pm »

* Objective sics their army of cats on Tawarochir and Th4DwArfY1 to distract them so that they can get the first spot for Cmega3's game

OY NOBODY PICKS A FIGHT WITH US

LET'S GET 'EM MAT


Courage to strengthen, music to dazzle, iron to blind and bloody Mat Cauthon to even the odds!

Edit: That increased my need to read tenfold...the book is on the table in front of me

I need an intervention!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51154 on: June 09, 2014, 04:08:28 pm »

Why don't we just go vegan and call it a day

I... I... I just like cheese too much.  :'(

You can still eat cheese as a Vegan... It just needs to be cheese given freely by a sentient animal.

I doubt there are a lot of pregnant women who would consent to me milking them to make cheese.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51155 on: June 09, 2014, 04:10:16 pm »

I doubt there are a lot of pregnant women who would consent to me milking them to make cheese.

As far as I know there are companies that specialize in that field.

Don't ask why I know that.
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« Reply #51156 on: June 09, 2014, 04:10:27 pm »

Whelp... I found out that Pigs are Herbivores that are omnivorous opportunists.

That certainly explains why pigs are so willing to eat meat but horses won't.
...Won't that just make them omnivores?

It honestly depends on what definitions you go by.

For example Wolves are often still called Carnivores because their diet consists chiefly of meat. Yet Wolves will eat fruits and vegetables when given the opportunity.

Hense why they are often called Omnivorous Opportunists.

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I doubt there are a lot of pregnant women who would consent to me milking them to make cheese.

You would be surprised.

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As far as I know there are companies that specialize in that field.

Don't ask why I know that.

You could be a parent who's SO (or who themselves) couldn't produce milk and you were trying to find a non-formula alternative.

You could be a body builder.

Or you could be a fetishist.

Three perfectly reasonable explanations for how could know.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51157 on: June 09, 2014, 04:10:58 pm »

Cmega! I'd better be in your D&D game!

I'm gonna make Mat!

Ohmygoodnessitmustbedone.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51158 on: June 09, 2014, 04:12:22 pm »

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I doubt there are a lot of pregnant women who would consent to me milking them to make cheese.

You would be surprised.

I am simultaneously aroused and disturbed. I think I'm gonna go wash my hands.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51159 on: June 09, 2014, 04:13:04 pm »

Not an animal, no. More like a slime mold.

Slime molds are animals.

No they're not.

I stand corrected. I've picked up a nasty taxonomical habit.

Not quite sure why you would think slime "MOLDS" are animals anyhow.

Single Celled organisms that are part of the animal kingdom are rather distinct.

Because I mentally classify anything that is not a plant or a bacterium as an animal. Because there isn't a whole lot of difference in cellular structure between animals, protista (except some, because protista are basically the dump category) and fungi, which is the main thing about them I've been concerned about lately.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51160 on: June 09, 2014, 04:13:16 pm »

Cmega! I'd better be in your D&D game!

I'm gonna make Mat!

Ohmygoodnessitmustbedone.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51161 on: June 09, 2014, 04:15:27 pm »

Oh! You must arrive on Mandarb!

We need a bard!

WE NEED THOM

* Th4DwArfY1 dies of excitement
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« Reply #51162 on: June 09, 2014, 04:24:25 pm »

* Tawarochir Al'Lan Mandragoran has died honorably in excitement

* Al'Lan Mandragoran has been buried




Edit: Didn't even notice, but what seems to be a bald eagle appears to be a picture of Rand from a distance.
« Last Edit: June 09, 2014, 04:28:01 pm by Tawarochir »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51163 on: June 09, 2014, 04:32:08 pm »

Damn it, a WoT-themed game of D&D and I'm not in a position to participate!? At least tell me it's 4e so I don't feel like I'm missing much.  :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #51164 on: June 09, 2014, 04:34:05 pm »

Damn it, a WoT-themed game of D&D and I'm not in a position to participate!? At least tell me it's 4e so I don't feel like I'm missing much.  :P
What version?
4e, of course. Only version I have.

(Also, a D&D game set within the WoT universe would be pretty baller, I must admit.)
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