Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[StupidElves]

Turns out there's a wasp's nest in my backyard. And it is huge, it would have had to been there a few years. How did no one notice it?

[Tiruin]

I'd prefer the narrator from bastion.

Logan Cunningham, I think. Described as having his lungs 'replaced with two chocolate profiteroles'.

Ooooh goodness. That voice is very preferable.


I woke up and saw a spider perched on the wall above my head.
I stared at it.
It stared at me.
I shifted/rolled my body a bit to the side.
It flinched away and wall-crawled back up to the ceiling.
It was as big as my face. Or something like that but smaller. Hard to tell when close-up. :v

\o/ house spiders!

[Eric Blank]

You call that a fucking house spider!?

I am NEVER moving to the Philippines!

[hops]

Also I never noticed how obviously players stalled on shows like Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (for the sake of padding the show) until today.

Where a person got a question that basically can be summed up as this: "The Answer is D"

Where he then went "The only answer that makes sense is D" and then... like a minute later he choses D.

I remember this one old guy who got disqualified because he took annoyingly long to answer.

Well, you don't want to look like an idiot, and lose a million dollars because you thought Frodo was a Pokémon.

Gotta' rule them all!

[GiglameshDespair]

You use ONE RING on SMEAGOL!
SMEAGOL is evolving!
!
SEMAGOL has evolved into GOLLUM!

[MaximumZero]

You call that a fucking house spider!?

I am NEVER moving to the Philippines!

Seriously, fuck that. I really want to go to Thailand, but if all of SE Asia is like that, I'm out.

[DeKaFu]

You use ONE RING on SMEAGOL!
SMEAGOL is evolving!
!
SEMAGOL has evolved into GOLLUM!

Spoiler: ??? (click to show/hide)

[majikero]

Never seen a spider that big though. Those little lizards whose name I forget are the usual dominant bug eaters and every time it rains, you can hear nothing but frogs that drowns out the sound of rain. Yes, even in typhoon weather, the sound of frogs drowns out the sound of natures fury.

[hops]

You call that a fucking house spider!?

I am NEVER moving to the Philippines!

Seriously, fuck that. I really want to go to Thailand, but if all of SE Asia is like that, I'm out.

From my experience, big spiders are kinda rare in Thailand.
We do have some invasive brown widows though.

[Frumple]

You call that a fucking house spider!?

I am NEVER moving to the Philippines!

When the local arachnids are, in fact, large enough to play a game of jacks with you, it's time to burn down every possible habitat within migration distance, salt the land, drop nukes on it, then carve the whole thing out of the earth and hurl the resulting irradiated slag pit into the sun.

And then cause the sun to go supernova. A solar system that produces such creatures cannot be allowed continued existence.

[Greiger]

For all we know spiders on our planet might be tame.  There could be spiders on Alpha Centari Bb the size of city blocks.

[Aklyon]

A supernova is making spiders vastly too important,though.

[Frumple]

No, it's making them space dust, which is about as unimportant as things get.

For all we know spiders on our planet might be tame.  There could be spiders on Alpha Centari Bb the size of city blocks.

We'll bomb that ecosystem into oblivion when we get to it.

[MaximumZero]

For all we know spiders on our planet might be tame.  There could be spiders on Alpha Centari Bb the size of city blocks.

B-but square-cube law

The square-cube law is the only thing that gives me hope, some days.

[NobodyPro]

Why do people make gifs like those. They don't even show the person saying that, just a tiny part of it.

"Iss legal"

"Fucking not"

Tumblr. They're short because Tumblr has size limitations on .gif files and they're animated because Tumblr.