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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14844132 times)

DeKaFu

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #48945 on: May 07, 2014, 10:37:56 pm »

Ergh. I usually kill the spiders in my house, but those guys are above the killable bug size threshold.

There's a certain point in size past which spiders and other critters stop being "bugs" in my mind and start being "animals". I couldn't stomp one of them any more than I could stomp a hamster to death. (Which is not at all.)
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« Reply #48946 on: May 07, 2014, 10:39:01 pm »

Fuck. That. No. Absolutely not. I'll stay here, where the spiders are less than coin sized.
Mm... hm. You don't have banana spiders up where you're at?
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« Reply #48947 on: May 07, 2014, 10:40:23 pm »

Lucky you, then. Pretty sure I've seen banana spiders roughly 1.5-2x the size of the one in that photo. They can get pretty sizable.

They're also pretty docile, but... sizable. Not something pleasing to walk around a tree and get a face full of.

Not something I've done, but I've seen it happen. You'd think screeching heretofore unknown vulgarities into the air wouldn't be the best game plan when there's a fuckoff huge spider crawling around your face, but, well. Thinking tends to cut off at that point, apparently.
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« Reply #48948 on: May 07, 2014, 10:40:38 pm »

We don't have many spiders where I live. Mainly because spiders aren't stupid.
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« Reply #48949 on: May 07, 2014, 10:41:27 pm »

I dunno, what's a more apt word to describe dying because you can't respire enough?

Asphyxiate? Synonym to suffocate though.

Obviously they are very intellegent giant magma spiders because they have spaceships. 

They suffocate when they open the hatch to their spaceships to bring their message of peace and ask permission to eat all of our household cockroaches and termites.  Because War of the Worlds taught us that aliens don't understand basic bio-containment procedures.

But how would you land a spaceship massive enough to haul around a race of skyscraper sized spiders?
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« Reply #48950 on: May 07, 2014, 10:45:15 pm »

But how would you land a spaceship massive enough to haul around a race of skyscraper sized spiders?

With Deathstars duh! They're not charging the planet destroying beam, they are just sending their first contact package.
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« Reply #48951 on: May 07, 2014, 10:46:10 pm »

I've seen banana spiders before.  They actually look pretty cool.  And yer right, they are very docile.  They'll just sit there chilling in their webs all like. 

"Hey bro, have any bugs?  No? Ok then, I'll just sit here in my massive beautiful work of art web.  Don't worry about missing it, I'll try to always be in the middle of my web, and I'm too large and colorful to miss and walk into accidentally.  I'll see if any of those pesky wasps fly this way.  Have a good night!   Oh come inside? Nah I couldn't I'm perfectly comfortable out here.  In fact it's a little scary to me in there. I'll be fine."
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« Reply #48952 on: May 07, 2014, 10:55:36 pm »

I've seen banana spiders before.  They actually look pretty cool.  And yer right, they are very docile.  They'll just sit there chilling in their webs all like. 

"Hey bro, have any bugs?  No? Ok then, I'll just sit here in my massive beautiful work of art web.  Don't worry about missing it, I'll try to always be in the middle of my web, and I'm too large and colorful to miss and walk into accidentally.  I'll see if any of those pesky wasps fly this way.  Have a good night!   Oh come inside? Nah I couldn't I'm perfectly comfortable out here.  In fact it's a little scary to me in there. I'll be fine."
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« Reply #48953 on: May 07, 2014, 11:00:13 pm »

Somebody showed up on a closed Facebook group for my college, and posted this:

http://i.imgur.com/DVWYTAa.jpg

I get a little curious, and look through the sites, only to find articles about how all other religions should set their followers on fire, and if they die they should leave their religion and join Islam. So much for an unbiased view on religion! After being a bit weirded out, I check this guy out after he responded to a comment...he isn't in the school's students directory anywhere. Strange >_<
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« Reply #48954 on: May 07, 2014, 11:06:05 pm »

Religious spambot? Religious spambot.
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« Reply #48955 on: May 07, 2014, 11:12:24 pm »

Religious spambot? Religious spambot.
I am now going to form a religion that worships Spambots.

We'll start with the lower gods, the KitchenBots.
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« Reply #48956 on: May 07, 2014, 11:14:31 pm »

All hail drhtfghpln hallowed be the lack of vowels in thy name....
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« Reply #48957 on: May 08, 2014, 12:29:05 am »

Somebody showed up on a closed Facebook group for my college, and posted this:

http://i.imgur.com/DVWYTAa.jpg

I get a little curious, and look through the sites, only to find articles about how all other religions should set their followers on fire, and if they die they should leave their religion and join Islam. So much for an unbiased view on religion! After being a bit weirded out, I check this guy out after he responded to a comment...he isn't in the school's students directory anywhere. Strange >_<
Why are the Hutu and Tutsi on that? They're ethnic groups, not religions.
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« Reply #48958 on: May 08, 2014, 12:31:52 am »

Why are the Hutu and Tutsi on that? They're ethnic groups, not religions.
The same reason Arab is on it.
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« Reply #48959 on: May 08, 2014, 12:40:11 am »

I'd hazard a guess at 'ignorance'.
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