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[tahujdt]

That's actually how I trained my teachers to stop calling on me. Whenever one asked me to read something, I would read it eitherin my documentary narrator voice or my Steve Irwin voice.

[Hanslanda]

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Did anyone else read this in that one British guy's voice? You know the one.

Do you mean David 'Motha-fuckin' Attenborough?


Also. Feelings. And complications. EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING COMPLICATED. WAT DO.

[Lagslayer]

Do you mean David 'Motha-fuckin' Attenborough?

Yes.

You... you forgot his name?!

* Yoink thwaps Lagslayer with a rolled-up copy of Nat Geo.

I never knew it in the first place. So that makes it better, right?

[Hanslanda]

David Attenborough's Trials of Life series was the first full video series I ever watched, alongside the Star Wars Original Trilogy.

That man single-handedly taught me more about life than anyone else in this entire world.

[majikero]

Also. Feelings. And complications. EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING COMPLICATED. WAT DO.

Have a dose of Miku.

[Sirus]

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Did anyone else read this in that one British guy's voice? You know the one.

I read all documentary voices as Morgan Freeman. Because why would you pick anyone else?

[The Darkling Wolf]

I read everything in Futret's gay deer voice.

[Greiger]

Only thing better would be to read everything as Beaker.

...The Muppet.

[MaximumZero]

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Did anyone else read this in that one British guy's voice? You know the one.

I read all documentary voices as Morgan Freeman. Because why would you pick anyone else?

Now all text is Morgan Freeman. Legit thanks.

[Lagslayer]

Only thing better would be to read everything as Beaker.

...The Muppet.

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[Hanslanda]

Actually this is the WTF thread. It has no [thread] and no [/thread]. It simply is.

[majikero]

Stupid infomercials making me want that fancy induction cooker.

[GiglameshDespair]

I'd prefer the narrator from bastion.

Logan Cunningham, I think. Described as having his lungs 'replaced with two chocolate profiteroles'.

[Lagslayer]

A slug fell on me today. I was sitting on the toilet, and felt something hit my back. It felt sort of like a water drop, and made an audible *thup* sound. I look around, and find a slug in the nearby litter box. I'm pretty sure it came in through the ventilation fan, fell off the ceiling, and bounced off my shoulder.

[AlleeCat]

I've had wasps fall on me before. Not as pleasant.