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[Descan]

... If I meant the capital, I'd have said "Washington, D.C."

Why would I put "state" in there? D.C. isn't a staaaate.


Edit: They can be independent, they can be independent Canadian provinces, under the bootheel of the glorious Maple Leaf Republic, lead by our wise and immortal leader, Lord Paramount Stephen Harper.

Edit x2: Psshhh, buncha pot smokin' hippies and tech-nerds, pfeh. We already HAVE a British Columbia, we don't need another one.

And as for them attacking us, sure! As soon as they can get past our cyborg lumberjacks and bear-mounted RCMP brigades!

[Putnam]

... If I meant the capital, I'd have said "Washington, D.C."

Why would I put "state" in there? D.C. isn't a staaaate.

I meant the western part of Washington State. I live in eastern Washington State and we're all about guns and hating Obama...

[Eric Blank]

Silly canadians, you cannot defeat the armadillo army! Or the Californian bumrush. All we have to do is whisper "and I heard they're all totally conservative Christians up there" and they'll swarm across the border and tear you limb from limb in a matter of hours.

Also, I recently moved to eastern Washington. It's a funny place.

By the way, Putnam: somewhere south of Coeur d'Alene I sighted a road called Putnam road or way or something. What manner of political sorcery did you pull?!

[Descan]

He's a hot mom, he just waggled a little and they fell over themselves to appease him.

[Putnam]

By the way, Putnam: somewhere south of Coeur d'Alene I sighted a road called Putnam road or way or something. What manner of political sorcery did you pull?!

CHIM :vehk:

[Sirus]

I've seen more than a few car lots called Putnam. In different states, even!

[GiglameshDespair]

Amputation is the only cure.

[Duuvian]

Try massaging your shoulder's softer areas somewhat firmly and see if you feel sensations in your arm, and if so try not to sleep on that side for a while. I've had similar from sleeping on one side predominately on a metal spring mattress with weight on the shoulder.

[Simmura McCrea]

Maybe you're having a really slow heart attack?

[Korbac]

Maybe you're having a really slow heart attack?

I can imagine calling an ambulance for that.

'Hello? Yes, I'm having a heart attack. It should become dangerous in about three hours, so no need to rush, OK? Thanks, bye!'

"Excuse me, ambulance? Yes, I'm dying. I estimate it'll be 60 years before I cop it, although keep an eye out next saturday when I have to walk home along that busy road at 3am."

[Reudh]

Putting pressure on an area in my armpit makes it tingle. Oddly enough, I don't sleep on that side. I sleep on my right because its more comfortable (the liver is a heavy organ).

From the sounds of it, you've pinched a nerve.

[Eric Blank]

Horses totalled the fence around their pen, again. Why? Turkeys. Fucking tryptophanic apocalypse out there, with 50-75 of the damn things scurrying around by the pond. About 100 yards from the horses, though. Horses are just dumb.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I don't blame them, I'd run from those monstrosities too.

[Xantalos]

I've mastered my fear of the things by devouring their flesh and gaining their unholy strength.

[Graknorke]

I've mastered my fear of the things by devouring their flesh and gaining their unholy strength.

I didn't know you shopped at Tesco.