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[Karkov]

I've mastered my fear of the things by devouring their flesh and gaining their unholy strength.

Most of the cruel turkey's strength is divided between rather pleasant vocalizations and being the dumbest thing on the planet.  Turkeys will literally drown themselves in a rainstorm because they will look up at the sky with their mouths open.  Damned things are a blight upon avian-kind. 

They do however taste delicious when cooked correctly.

[Dutchling]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520753/Chinese-boyfriend-jumped-death-girlfriend-insisted-going-clothes-shop.html

[Helgoland]

I sleep on my right because its more comfortable (the liver is a heavy organ).

Huh, is that true? I always wondered why I like to sleep on my right...

[Putnam]

http://www.dailymail

nah

[Sirus]

I've mastered my fear of the things by devouring their flesh and gaining their unholy strength.

If I eat lots of turkey, will I become a horrible abomination like yourself? Because I might be willing to do that...

[Urist Imiknorris]

They are delicious.

[Mephansteras]

I've mastered my fear of the things by devouring their flesh and gaining their unholy strength.

Most of the cruel turkey's strength is divided between rather pleasant vocalizations and being the dumbest thing on the planet.  Turkeys will literally drown themselves in a rainstorm because they will look up at the sky with their mouths open.  Damned things are a blight upon avian-kind. 

They do however taste delicious when cooked correctly.

To be fair, only the domestic turkeys are that stupid. The wild turkey is both fairly intelligent as well as a surprisingly good flyer.

[GiglameshDespair]

US and UK spy agencies spy on World of Warcraft and other MMOs to catch the terrorists.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25310774

At one point during the investigation, so many national security agents were reportedly playing video games that a "deconfliction" group was created to ensure they were not inadvertently spying on one another.

[misko27]

US and UK spy agencies spy on World of Warcraft and other MMOs to catch the terrorists.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25310774

At one point during the investigation, so many national security agents were reportedly playing video games that a "deconfliction" group was created to ensure they were not inadvertently spying on one another.

"Uh, sure, we're working, yeah."

[Elephant Parade]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520753/Chinese-boyfriend-jumped-death-girlfriend-insisted-going-clothes-shop.html

Why does nobody trust Daily Mail, anyway?

[kaenneth]

My left arms keeps getting minor pins and needles. Given that's all that's happening, I imagine it's a trapped nerve.

I got that, turns out to be a possible migraine symptom, if you have a history of them.

[Aklyon]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520753/Chinese-boyfriend-jumped-death-girlfriend-insisted-going-clothes-shop.html

Why does nobody trust Daily Mail, anyway?

Supposedly its about as useful as a tabloid, but with britannians instead of americans.

[GiglameshDespair]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520753/Chinese-boyfriend-jumped-death-girlfriend-insisted-going-clothes-shop.html

Why does nobody trust Daily Mail, anyway?

Supposedly its about as useful as a tabloid, but with britannians instead of americans.

It is a tabloid, and a right wing traditional one at that.

[Flying Dice]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520753/Chinese-boyfriend-jumped-death-girlfriend-insisted-going-clothes-shop.html

Why does nobody trust Daily Mail, anyway?

Supposedly its about as useful as a tabloid, but with britannians instead of americans.

It is a tabloid, and a right wing traditional one at that.

Have an informative ditty!

[Aklyon]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2520753/Chinese-boyfriend-jumped-death-girlfriend-insisted-going-clothes-shop.html

Why does nobody trust Daily Mail, anyway?

Supposedly its about as useful as a tabloid, but with britannians instead of americans.

It is a tabloid, and a right wing traditional one at that.

So its fox news in british form?