9/11 killed JFK
on the MOON
I am the best conspiracy theorist and nobody can prove me wrong.
the moon landing was fake therefore mirrors aren't real and 9/11 was killed by jfk so the reptilians could do washington checkmate atheist
But how could that be, when the holocaust was a cover for the martians to hologram the moon and invade Oktoberfest so that the moon landing was switched with 9/11 at the last second with JFK on board? Honestly, it's right in front of you.
psh, it's obvious that the martians needed the nazi gold to repair their mindwave transmuter after they crashed the craft carrying it at roswell, how else would they rig the vril in order to ensure marijuana is banned? it's obvious that they were afraid of us developing marijuana-based ftl drives and after they finally infiltrated the government they're on their way to put rfid chips so they grow in the fetus and you're chipped forever ensuring you never get your hands on marijuana without the new world order watching
okay i'm bad at this. but seriously, the holocaust? too far for me dude
Sorry. I just find it particularly absurd that people are denying an event that was orchestrated by a government, publicised by that same government, and can be testified about by maybe millions of people who were involved. You'd think conspiracy theorists would be all over the idea of a government doing something bad.But... I... you... hmph. Don't think I don't know that you're in cahoots with the Illuminati. Why else would you post something like that, trying to throw us off the trail, eh? Don't worry, I'm sure that little story they've made up for you will break eventually. And then the truth will come to light.
Just you wait.