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[Mephisto]

I watched the entire thing and am dumber for it.

[Loud Whispers]

Strange coicidence, one of my cats brought me a mouse this morning.

Not a dead mouse, mind you, a very live mouse which bore no signs of injury but was literally petrified with fear. I took it outside and put it on the ground, then it scampered off.

YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO

Well, it's too late now. Why didn't you kill it? This is bad in many ways.
The cat will now continue to bring live mice.
And the mice are now populating your area.

[miauw62]

This is relevant in multiple ways.

[scrdest]

Strange coicidence, one of my cats brought me a mouse this morning.

Not a dead mouse, mind you, a very live mouse which bore no signs of injury but was literally petrified with fear. I took it outside and put it on the ground, then it scampered off.

YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO

Well, it's too late now. Why didn't you kill it? This is bad in many ways.
The cat will now continue to bring live mice.
And the mice are now populating your area.

Heh, my cat, by my parents regarded to have zero hunting skill, caught and cleanly murderized a mouse that'd been plaguing the house for a week. It was just a single pounce before anyone realized what's going on.

[Kadzar]

Strange coicidence, one of my cats brought me a mouse this morning.

Not a dead mouse, mind you, a very live mouse which bore no signs of injury but was literally petrified with fear. I took it outside and put it on the ground, then it scampered off.

YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU DO

Well, it's too late now. Why didn't you kill it? This is bad in many ways.
The cat will now continue to bring live mice.
And the mice are now populating your area.

Which means she won't leave dead mice around the house or eat them and get sick.
Plus I'll get a good account of how many mice she's found in the house (unless she hides some).
And fuck my area.

[SealyStar]

I will reiterate that the video is so outlandish that I suspect it is a parody/satire of crackpot theories

[SomeStupidGuy]

They're trying to make it sound and look like Extra Credits.

I gotta give 'em credit, though, they did a fine job of doing that. Right down to the writing style. Just about scientologist bs instead of video games.

I will reiterate that the video is so outlandish that I suspect it is a parody/satire of crackpot theories

I'd agree with that, if not for the fact that this channel's been around for 2 years before that vid. If it is a joke, then they went to way too much trouble to make it look real.

[SealyStar]

I've finally gotten around to watching it. I should make a rock opera based on this.

[redwallzyl]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/22/shark-chokes-on-moose-rescued-by-canadians_n_4319851.html

[Graknorke]

9/11 killed JFK
on the MOON

I am the best conspiracy theorist and nobody can prove me wrong.

[LordSlowpoke]

9/11 killed JFK
on the MOON

I am the best conspiracy theorist and nobody can prove me wrong.

the moon landing was fake therefore mirrors aren't real and 9/11 was killed by jfk so the reptilians could do washington checkmate atheist

[Descan]

"Do" Washington?

... Did Washington have an alien reptile baby?

[LordSlowpoke]

"Do" Washington?

... Did Washington have an alien reptile baby?

from this egg obama was born

in kenya

perfect conditions for raising your half-reptilian demonspawn there, no offense to the kenyans

[Graknorke]

9/11 killed JFK
on the MOON

I am the best conspiracy theorist and nobody can prove me wrong.

the moon landing was fake therefore mirrors aren't real and 9/11 was killed by jfk so the reptilians could do washington checkmate atheist

But how could that be, when the holocaust was a cover for the martians to hologram the moon and invade Oktoberfest so that the moon landing was switched with 9/11 at the last second with JFK on board? Honestly, it's right in front of you.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I will reiterate that the video is so outlandish that I suspect it is a parody/satire of crackpot theories

I thought the same thing, so I checked their previous videos. First thing that caught my eye? "NWO _{(New World Order?)} Aliens disable nuclear weapons".