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[lordcooper]

Eh, it wasn't really about genital mutilation. Just a step up from protests he's done before, possibly due to increasing desperation. Can't say I blame him, either. As protest goes, it's less permanent and practically as evocative as self-immolation. Certainly a very vivid representation of powerlessness, to say the least.

I'm pretty sure it was about genital mutilation.  Maybe with a side of pretentious douchebaggery.

Yummy yummy in my tummy.

[Vorthon]

Has anyone ever thought that many of the secret societies are somewhat immoral and clearly self-interested?

Let me be more clear though

Like the Men in Black. On some level you can understand that yeah people are not ready for the knowledge of alien life. Yet the men in black clearly profit off of their business practices and take no steps in preparing the populous for this as well they directly control the governments of the world and the minds of the populous (being our world's secret dictators). Add in that these aliens are of human concern (what with the number of them that mass murder) and it seems kind of vicious.

wat

[Flying Dice]

Eh, it wasn't really about genital mutilation. Just a step up from protests he's done before, possibly due to increasing desperation. Can't say I blame him, either. As protest goes, it's less permanent and practically as evocative as self-immolation. Certainly a very vivid representation of powerlessness, to say the least.

I'm pretty sure it was about genital mutilation.  Maybe with a side of pretentious douchebaggery.

Yummy yummy in my tummy.

It wasn't genital mutilation for the sake of genital mutilation. And there's a sentence I never thought I'd write. Incidentally, I've never heard either genital mutilation or pretentious douchebaggery described in the same terms that a child would use for candy.

[lordcooper]

Eh, it wasn't really about genital mutilation. Just a step up from protests he's done before, possibly due to increasing desperation. Can't say I blame him, either. As protest goes, it's less permanent and practically as evocative as self-immolation. Certainly a very vivid representation of powerlessness, to say the least.

I'm pretty sure it was about genital mutilation.  Maybe with a side of pretentious douchebaggery.

Yummy yummy in my tummy.

It wasn't genital mutilation for the sake of genital mutilation. And there's a sentence I never thought I'd write. Incidentally, I've never heard either genital mutilation or pretentious douchebaggery described in the same terms that a child would use for candy.

Watch the South Park episode 'Ginger Cow'.

[WealthyRadish]

After a few weird coincidences, I've confirmed that the computer I recently built freeze-crashes about 80% of the time if I take a cell phone call while sitting near it. My old problem in this office was that the old speakers that were going out would start playing some schizophrenic morse code about 5 seconds before any call or text, but I still found this latest development pretty damn weird. Maybe the mobo wasn't grounded properly or something, but everything has run peachy keen except for this issue. I'll probably just sacrifice a Nokia phone and smear its battery acid on the case to give it counter-juju, or make a tasteful tin foil hat for it.

[Urist Imiknorris]

How does one sacrifice a Nokia phone?

[Tellemurius]

How does one sacrifice a Nokia phone?

You call upon the nord gods in order to bring this almighty weapon of mass to the halls of Valhalla where they will be put to rest until Ragnarok.

[PanH]

How does one sacrifice a Nokia phone?

There's a few secret ways one can destroy a Nokia phone.

[Kydrasz]

How does one sacrifice a Nokia phone?

You take it here and toss it in.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Darvi]

You actually bludgeon it with a GameBoy.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

How does one sacrifice a Nokia phone?

You take it here and toss it in.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Don't do that, you'll just cause earthquakes as it bounces around the mantel.

You actually bludgeon it with a GameBoy.

Please note that the unlicensed creation of antimatter through this method is considered a felony.

[Skyrunner]

I dropped my Galaxy S4 into water yesterday T_T It didn't turn off, go weird, or any strange stuff, but I took the battery out and put it in a bed of rice anyways. I hope it's ok!

[SealyStar]

I dropped my Galaxy S4 into water yesterday T_T It didn't turn off, go weird, or any strange stuff, but I took the battery out and put it in a bed of rice anyways. I hope it's ok!

For what it's worth, the Moto X seems to be practically indestructible. I've dropped it a good few times and nothing I'll has yet come of it.

[Tellemurius]

I dropped my Galaxy S4 into water yesterday T_T It didn't turn off, go weird, or any strange stuff, but I took the battery out and put it in a bed of rice anyways. I hope it's ok!

most cellies can survive a quick dip before things happen.

[Frumple]

I dropped my Galaxy S4 into water yesterday T_T It didn't turn off, go weird, or any strange stuff, but I took the battery out and put it in a bed of rice anyways. I hope it's ok!

... rice?