I had a dream last night that meteors and fireballs were raining from the sky and destroying my town. One of the kids at school decides that Trixie (as in the MLP character) was the cause of this, and I just go along with it. I leave school, going out to a treehouse in the woods where Trixie supposedly is. My ex-girlfriend is with me for some reason. Along the way, a meteor strikes in town and the fireball extends all the way into the woods. We manage to avoid it by lying on the ground behind some trees.
We arrive at the shack, and Trixie is there drinking wine. Sadly, I don't remember how she managed to hold a wine glass without fingers (all I remember is that she wasn't using magic). She sees me and turns in surprise, but I kick the wine glass and the shards cut up her face. I then suplexed her into a box of wine glasses and kicked the box down some stairs that happened to be there.
With Trixie brutally murdered, my ex and I head back into town. Along the way I see that there's a lot of new pizza places, including a Star Wars-themed one called Pizza Clones. Even though I explain to everybody that I killed a pony out in the woods, everyone seems to think that ghosts were to blame for the destruction. A Mario game entirely focused around Boos is made in my honor and presented by Shigeru Miyamoto, even as I try to explain to him that it wasn't ghosts at all. A few other things happened that I don't really remember, and then I woke up.
Finally, I had a weird dream that I actually remembered.