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The Darkling Wolf

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35400 on: July 25, 2013, 05:05:02 am »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on July 24, 2013, 03:32:36 pm
...WTF? Apparently I need to start using this soap. I must know what it is!
Well, any soap that unmistakeably makes you smell like a manwhore is definitely a good buy.
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Oh god what the fuck.

I am a manwhore without peer, absorbing sex from the atmosphere...
If it's not a music video I'm not clicking on that. Is it a music video?
Yes. Yes it is.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35401 on: July 25, 2013, 05:07:28 am »
Its Sexual-Lobster.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35402 on: July 25, 2013, 05:46:58 am »
Quote from: The Darkling Wolf on July 25, 2013, 05:05:02 am
Quote from: MadMalkavian on July 25, 2013, 04:46:32 am
Quote from: Digital Hellhound on July 25, 2013, 04:39:21 am
Quote from: MadMalkavian on July 25, 2013, 04:24:26 am
Quote from: Graknorke on July 24, 2013, 04:01:20 pm
Quote from: JoshuaFH on July 24, 2013, 03:56:29 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on July 24, 2013, 03:32:36 pm
...WTF? Apparently I need to start using this soap. I must know what it is!
Well, any soap that unmistakeably makes you smell like a manwhore is definitely a good buy.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oh god what the fuck.

I am a manwhore without peer, absorbing sex from the atmosphere...
If it's not a music video I'm not clicking on that. Is it a music video?
Yes. Yes it is.
...

Oh god! It's come back for my souuuuuuuul!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35403 on: July 25, 2013, 05:50:48 am »
Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on July 25, 2013, 05:07:28 am
Its Sexual-Lobster.
AUGH.

Been playing D&D lately. A new addition to the group (an otherwise normal girl) thinks it's morally acceptable to set random peasants on fire, forcefeed the charred remains as children, and then use the children to search for traps.
Everyone else in the group: :o "That's awesome!"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35404 on: July 25, 2013, 06:18:43 am »
Quote from: Putnam on July 25, 2013, 04:19:54 am
Related to my post above: the sun hits Earth with 1936 grams of energy per second.

EDIT: To my great disappointment, Wolfram Alpha thinks that time and length are different units of measure.

Not that it's hard to convert. A second of time converted to length is a light second; you can do the same for everything else.
I don't think you're allowed to do that. First time I've heard of it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35405 on: July 25, 2013, 06:20:22 am »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35406 on: July 25, 2013, 08:32:35 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on July 24, 2013, 11:41:11 pm
Only women of ill-repute? You're telling me that those truckers don't get into ERP over their ham radios?

I think it's time for me to sleep now.
Extended role-play? :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35407 on: July 25, 2013, 09:12:32 am »
Quote from: Lagslayer on July 24, 2013, 08:30:53 pm
Quote from: Sirus on July 24, 2013, 08:26:31 pm
Yeah, while I didn't actually enter the brothel part of the truck stop it definitely gave me creepy vibes. Thankfully I managed to find a nice, normal souvenir that included aliens but nothing about the cathouse.

...I also just realized that by telling this story, I've basically cemented my status as god(dess, according to Frumple) of trucking and prostitutes. Goddammit.
What do you take as a sacrifice?
I accept Visa and Mastercard.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35408 on: July 25, 2013, 09:19:38 am »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35409 on: July 25, 2013, 09:24:33 am »
Quote from: Sirus on July 24, 2013, 08:26:31 pm
I've basically cemented my status as god(dess, according to Frumple) of trucking and prostitutes.

Quote from: Sirus on July 25, 2013, 09:12:32 am
I got stuck in the Oregon backwoods last night
Mmm hmm. 
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35410 on: July 25, 2013, 10:22:52 am »
Denny's has a tumblr.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35411 on: July 25, 2013, 10:31:55 am »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35412 on: July 25, 2013, 10:39:20 am »
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Quote from: Dutchling on July 25, 2013, 09:19:38 am
Fucking Dwarves fucking up the ecosystem and shit
Oh, history. You are so funny.
Not really, Malaria was eliminated in several places thanks to extreme vector control such as this. Not many people think about it now, but malaria used to be endemic to most of the United States and southern Europe.

I maintain my stance that we should make Malaria the next major eradication target, after the last Polio and Dracunculiasis are dealt with (which is probably under five years off). The earlier efforts had severe environmental consequences, of course, but we've made major strides since then.....major strides.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35413 on: July 25, 2013, 10:48:53 am »
Quote from: greatorder on July 25, 2013, 10:42:12 am
I googled Dracunculiasis.

Goddammit, never knew it was guinea worms. Those things make me shudder.
Look on the bright side, in a couple of years nobody will ever catch Dracunculiasis ever again.

They rely entirely on humans to reproduce, so eradicating them has proven fairly simple. You don't even need any high science (though larvicide treatments on water sources are helpful). They're literally just giving out filtration straws and telling people to use them, which does the trick nicely. Assuming everyone listens for a while, the parasite will be unable to reproduce and the water will be cleared of them.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #35414 on: July 25, 2013, 10:49:27 am »
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