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[Graknorke]

Wait. What else would you was with soap o.O?

There is more human than just hands.

[Sirus]

Stopped at an Area 51-themed truck stop. Gas station, 50s-styled diner, alien merchandise...
and apparently a brothel. Which, if the various souvenirs are anything to go by, is also alien themed O_o
Nevada, you so cray zee.

Brothels are legal in most areas of Nevada except Vegas and Reno, so it's not surprising you saw one. Still wouldn't recommend using it, though.

I was aware of that (though the fact that they aren't legal in Sin City itself is a minor wtf). I was more surprised by the fact that they were really pushing the whole alien/Area 51 thing. "Out of this world experience" and other cheesy lines.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Stopped at an Area 51-themed truck stop. Gas station, 50s-styled diner, alien merchandise...
and apparently a brothel. Which, if the various souvenirs are anything to go by, is also alien themed O_o
Nevada, you so cray zee.

Brothels are legal in most areas of Nevada except Vegas and Reno, so it's not surprising you saw one. Still wouldn't recommend using it, though.

I was aware of that (though the fact that they aren't legal in Sin City itself is a minor wtf). I was more surprised by the fact that they were really pushing the whole alien/Area 51 thing. "Out of this world experience" and other cheesy lines.

I heard about this place a few years back. A little fucking creepy (pun only slightly intended) to say the least.

[Flying Dice]

Stopped at an Area 51-themed truck stop. Gas station, 50s-styled diner, alien merchandise...
and apparently a brothel. Which, if the various souvenirs are anything to go by, is also alien themed O_o
Nevada, you so cray zee.

Brothels are legal in most areas of Nevada except Vegas and Reno, so it's not surprising you saw one. Still wouldn't recommend using it, though.

I was aware of that (though the fact that they aren't legal in Sin City itself is a minor wtf). I was more surprised by the fact that they were really pushing the whole alien/Area 51 thing. "Out of this world experience" and other cheesy lines.

"This time, you're doing the probing."

"Leave your human notions of morality at the door."

"Leave your human notions of mortality at the door."

"Transcend space and time."

"Experience a true paradigm-shifting revelation."

...I think I went off track at some point. It's supposed to be a creepy theme-brothel, not the recruitment point for future eldritch horrors. To be fair, though, they're usually pretty similar.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I was aware of that (though the fact that they aren't legal in Sin City itself is a minor wtf). I was more surprised by the fact that they were really pushing the whole alien/Area 51 thing. "Out of this world experience" and other cheesy lines.

As I recall, the casinos were greatly against it being legal, so this was the compromise.

[Sirus]

Yeah, while I didn't actually enter the brothel part of the truck stop it definitely gave me creepy vibes. Thankfully I managed to find a nice, normal souvenir that included aliens but nothing about the cathouse.

...I also just realized that by telling this story, I've basically cemented my status as god(dess, according to Frumple) of trucking and prostitutes. Goddammit.

[Lagslayer]

Yeah, while I didn't actually enter the brothel part of the truck stop it definitely gave me creepy vibes. Thankfully I managed to find a nice, normal souvenir that included aliens but nothing about the cathouse.

...I also just realized that by telling this story, I've basically cemented my status as god(dess, according to Frumple) of trucking and prostitutes. Goddammit.

What do you take as a sacrifice?

[Descan]

Tiny toy trucks.

[Lagslayer]

But... but I gave away all my toy cars. One of them was even a tractor-trailer.

[Steelmagic]

Yeah, while I didn't actually enter the brothel part of the truck stop it definitely gave me creepy vibes. Thankfully I managed to find a nice, normal souvenir that included aliens but nothing about the cathouse.

...I also just realized that by telling this story, I've basically cemented my status as god(dess, according to Frumple) of trucking and prostitutes. Goddammit.

Damn, i didn't think i wold ever assist someone in transcending to godhood.

[JoshuaFH]

Yeah, while I didn't actually enter the brothel part of the truck stop it definitely gave me creepy vibes. Thankfully I managed to find a nice, normal souvenir that included aliens but nothing about the cathouse.

...I also just realized that by telling this story, I've basically cemented my status as god(dess, according to Frumple) of trucking and prostitutes. Goddammit.

Damn, i didn't think i wold ever assist someone in transcending to godhood.

Trust me, you'd have probably been better off if you didn't help.

Gonna be a lot more accidents involving 'busy' truck drivers, now.

And by 'accidents' while 'busy' I'm presuming mult-car pileups happening in the midst of coitus with a woman of ill-repute.

[Steelmagic]

Oh no. What have i done.

[Kadzar]

Oh no. What have i done.

You've doomed us all, Steelmagic! You've doomed us all to a trucker sex-induced apocalypse.

[Reudh]

@ Guardian: Awesome. You been playing those now that you've discovered them?

My WTF: Apparently $20 is being deducted from my Centrelink payment for "Court fines", despite me never having been to court for any reason. I'd make angry noises at them about this, but I'd really rather not go reminding them that I exist. They might try and get me to *shudder* find a job or something equally abhorrent.

Edit: I started reading this out of sheer boredom and it took a sudden turn for the morbid.

ppfffaahahaha You get an actual amount of money from Centrelink? I get$12 $33AUD/fortnight. The only deductions I get is the tax I authorised to come out of it.

[Xantalos]

Oh hey Sirus is a god now.
I'll leave the traditional noogie.