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[Xantalos]

The world's oldest person died today.

My friend was like: "Oh, really? Why did he die?"
...

Hey!
Oh wait, I'm not a person.

but just how old are you Xantalos?
I know that you are as old as time itself. but just how old is that?

Undefined.

Well I know ONE eldritch abomination who's not getting a birthday present then!

It's all right. Due to my age being undefined, I receive negative infinity presents every time length to the point of infinity.

[Aklyon]

The world's oldest person died today.

My friend was like: "Oh, really? Why did he die?"
...

Hey!
Oh wait, I'm not a person.

but just how old are you Xantalos?
I know that you are as old as time itself. but just how old is that?

Undefined.

Well I know ONE eldritch abomination who's not getting a birthday present then!

It's all right. Due to my age being undefined, I receive negative infinity presents every time length to the point of infinity.

So whats the last one you've opened had?

[Xantalos]

The world's oldest person died today.

My friend was like: "Oh, really? Why did he die?"
...

Hey!
Oh wait, I'm not a person.

but just how old are you Xantalos?
I know that you are as old as time itself. but just how old is that?

Undefined.

Well I know ONE eldritch abomination who's not getting a birthday present then!

It's all right. Due to my age being undefined, I receive negative infinity presents every time length to the point of infinity.

So whats the last one you've opened had?

Hard to say. They're literally impossible things; they shouldn't be able to exist, so I guess the closest analouge would be ... some cheese.

[Aklyon]

Was is good not-cheese?

[Xantalos]

Was is good not-cheese?

Yes. Yes it wasiswillbe.

[Steelmagic]

Man, nobody ever gets me impossible should-not-be cheese for my birthday.

[Neonivek]

You know

I have watched a lot of bad series in my life.

But for some I think their great episodes shine so splendorous that they make the bad ones seem so unimportant.

[Steelmagic]

Somebody in Germany thought they would be able to make this tank in ww2

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's cool and all, but it would be incredibly expensive, and how the hell did they expect to get this thing to France.

[Frumple]

Airdrop, buddy. Proper evil empires do it with zeppelins.

Or maybe strap rockets on it, whatever.

[Devling]

Get to France? They planned on just rolling over it.

[Mr Space Cat]

The links I click on the internet.

No it's not a shock thing or whatever. Just a funny gif like that random flash site, but less addicting.

[Aklyon]

Somebody in Germany thought they would be able to make this tank in ww2

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's cool and all, but it would be incredibly expensive, and how the hell did they expect to get this thing to France.

Maxim 11: Everything is air-droppable at least once.
You don't need to get to France if you just flatten it.

[Neonivek]

Now I see why the Mammoth tank was originally a Nod/Axis vehicle in the CnC series.

[Flying Dice]

So Nazi Germany was planning to make Bolos, then?

[Steelmagic]

Somebody in Germany thought they would be able to make this tank in ww2

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's cool and all, but it would be incredibly expensive, and how the hell did they expect to get this thing to France.

Maxim 11: Everything is air-droppable at least once.
You don't need to get to France if you just flatten it.

1,100 tons is still a bitch to get in the air.