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[sjm9876]

I think the real achievement here is having found a cat that doesn't kill for pleasure

[Ameablable]

Smeagol sounds alot like my uncles fatass cat "Fibi".
she is super timid and really fat. very fat. incredibly fat.
she doesnt meow either. instead she produces an awful noise that sounds like "ow"
its rather funny. cause it sounds like my cats pain meows but fibi will be purring while saying ow.

[Loud Whispers]

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Bring out the Jumanji!

[Lightningfalcon]

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Bring out the Jumanji!

Good thing that you were only on here for one sixth the time you could of been here.

[Loud Whispers]

I am of being? I have always wanted to have of being!

[Akura]

My sister broke her finger playing football yesterday. She's going to hospital now to get it treated.

Continuing with media WTFs I was never a rabid star trek fan, but a friend of mine informed me that one Chief Security Officer from season one TNG "did the deed" with one emotionless pale android.

He responded to my stunned silence with:

she did the deed
she let him interface with her
he plugged and played
he used her usb port
he ran diagnostics on her drivers
he did her windows update
he browsed her in private mode

Data can even do that?   And WTF Star Trek!?

Yep. Not on screen, but they totally boinked. It's even a plot-point in a few episodes!

And a minor point in one of the movies.

If I remember correctly, in one of the movies, Data had sex with the Borg Queen.

Voyager had it even weirder, with the Doctor always seeming to get laid, despite being a hologram.

[MonkeyHead]

Hey, Kirk used to do the nasty with EVERYTHING!

[Lagslayer]

Smeagol sounds alot like my uncles fatass cat "Fibi".
she is super timid and really fat. very fat. incredibly fat.
she doesnt meow either. instead she produces an awful noise that sounds like "ow"
its rather funny. cause it sounds like my cats pain meows but fibi will be purring while saying ow.

Sounds exactly like Smeagol.

[Nadaka]

Hey, Kirk used to do the nasty with EVERYTHING!

yea, that could have gotten real awkward when they visited the planet of siliconacious magma ooze monsters. Try explaining that to McCoy.

[Ameablable]

Smeagol sounds alot like my uncles fatass cat "Fibi".
she is super timid and really fat. very fat. incredibly fat.
she doesnt meow either. instead she produces an awful noise that sounds like "ow"
its rather funny. cause it sounds like my cats pain meows but fibi will be purring while saying ow.

Sounds exactly like Smeagol.

one more quirk about Fibi,
When you pet her lower back right at the base of the tail instead of sticking her butt in the air like most cats she..
licks her paws.
every single time. Every.single.time.
its really weird.

[Lagslayer]

Hey, Kirk used to do the nasty with EVERYTHING!

yea, that could have gotten real awkward when they visited the planet of siliconacious magma ooze monsters. Try explaining that to McCoy.

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a geologist!

[Eric Blank]

Smeagol sounds alot like my uncles fatass cat "Fibi".
she is super timid and really fat. very fat. incredibly fat.
she doesnt meow either. instead she produces an awful noise that sounds like "ow"
its rather funny. cause it sounds like my cats pain meows but fibi will be purring while saying ow.

Sounds exactly like Smeagol.

one more quirk about Fibi,
When you pet her lower back right at the base of the tail instead of sticking her butt in the air like most cats she..
licks her paws.
every single time. Every.single.time.
its really weird.

My enormous huntress arches her tail so far over he back she looks like a fat, discolored skunk.
She catches plenty of the nuisance birds and rodents, though, which makes her a valuable fat, discolored skunk. As amazing as it may be for a blob of fur and pudge to actually accomplish that.

[Nadaka]

The most disturbing thing I have ever said... I agree with Glenn Beck.

http://news.yahoo.com/20-different-opinions-nsa-famous-people-181622847.html

[XXSockXX]

The most disturbing thing I have ever said... I agree with Glenn Beck.

http://news.yahoo.com/20-different-opinions-nsa-famous-people-181622847.html

Has he mentioned Hitler yet?

[Graknorke]

Jesus is secretly reverse-Voldemort.