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Devling

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #33480 on: June 09, 2013, 10:33:28 pm »

Something about violence? How about you guys settle it with chess boxing?
I have to get better at chess.
I have to get better and boxing.
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« Reply #33481 on: June 09, 2013, 10:35:48 pm »

Something about violence? How about you guys settle it with chess boxing?
I have to get better at chess.
I have to get better and boxing.
We should swap training sessions sometime.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #33482 on: June 10, 2013, 12:19:55 am »

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« Reply #33483 on: June 10, 2013, 12:34:38 am »

All this time ... I never realized ... http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/109179/october-04-2007/threatdown---science-and-technology-edition

Warning, not available to Canadians.
How did we not see it?
They look exactly alike!
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« Reply #33484 on: June 10, 2013, 01:23:54 am »

In related news, Superman could be Alex Jones, who hides himself under a layer of batshit insane.
Example.
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« Reply #33485 on: June 10, 2013, 04:30:47 am »

I was playing Borderlands 2 earlier today when I heard a *pop* and splashing. I looked over to see what it was, and... a wine bottle had popped its own cork and was spilling everywhere. Smelled like vinegar for hours.

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« Reply #33486 on: June 10, 2013, 04:33:20 am »

Damn. At first I thought you meant in game. it honestly wouldn't surprise me if that could randomly happen :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #33487 on: June 10, 2013, 05:10:07 am »

Nah, BL2 is more like, mantelpiece ornaments of Skags mating, or glass bottles with monocles and moustaches because why not, also partially textured monster box interiors
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« Reply #33488 on: June 10, 2013, 11:58:25 am »

Spoiler: never seen this before (click to show/hide)
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« Reply #33489 on: June 10, 2013, 12:03:42 pm »

Pirates of the Caribbean has a plot? I thought it was just Jack Sparrow running around being crazy while pirates fought monsters.
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« Reply #33490 on: June 10, 2013, 12:04:19 pm »

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« Reply #33491 on: June 10, 2013, 12:30:20 pm »

Pirates of the Caribbean has a plot? I thought it was just Jack Sparrow running around being crazy while pirates fought monsters.
It's actually not hard to see. There's not that many pyrotechnics.
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« Reply #33492 on: June 10, 2013, 12:43:56 pm »

Continuing with media WTFs I was never a rabid star trek fan, but a friend of mine informed me that one Chief Security Officer from season one TNG "did the deed" with one emotionless pale android.

He responded to my stunned silence with:
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she did the deed
she let him interface with her
he plugged and played
he used her usb port
he ran diagnostics on her drivers
he did her windows update
he browsed her in private mode

Data can even do that?   And WTF Star Trek!?
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« Reply #33493 on: June 10, 2013, 12:44:58 pm »

Yep. Not on screen, but they totally boinked. It's even a plot-point in a few episodes!

And a minor point in one of the movies.
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« Reply #33494 on: June 10, 2013, 01:29:53 pm »

My cat caught a bird.

My fat cat caught a bird.

Let me put this in perspective. We have 2 cats. One is a smaller female, and she adopted us in 2003. She was estimated to be 1.5-2 yrs old, and she was pregnant with her second litter. We eventually settled on naming her Deedee. Hurricane Isabel hit and the kittens were born premature. Ultimately, the cat in question was the only survivor of the litter. We named him Smeagol. Being premature, he was tiny. This did not last long. He quickly became rather large and very fat. Deedee remained trim and in good shape. She has always been known to catch a lot of stuff and present to us her trophies. Smeagol, not so much. One day, we were digging up a pipe in the front yard and snagged ourselves a little mole. It was pudgy and could barely squirm around when it wasn't digging through dirt. Smeagol was just chilling on the porch, and we decided he might like it. He cuffed at it a couple times and then just lost interest entirely. It was pathetic. Because of this, we chalked him up as being a complete wimp, incapable of hunting. Today, he is about 9.5 years old. He brought a live black bird to the porch. This ruled out any chance he simply stole it from Deedee (he seemed to be doing that lately), as she would have at least made sure it couldn't move. This cat is well over 20 pounds and is terrified of new people.

Strangely enough, we suspect that, at least for a good while, he was the alpha cat in the neighborhood, though he never hunted anything.

The bird got away, though. I think he just wanted to show us that he could catch stuff, but didn't really want to eat or kill it. He didn't lose grip of the bird until after I saw it.
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