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[MetalSlimeHunt]

Interaction between my roommate and I is starting to become very strange. He's still a slob bigot jackass, but...

I don't know. We're not friends. However, we aren't really enemies either, at this point. I simultaneously hate him and don't hate him. He makes me angry a lot, but we have banter now. I am the USA to his PRC.

We're.....rivals, maybe?

I think you're slowly warming up to him. You may never approve of his ways enough to be *friends*, but you know you can be together without trying to murder each other and that builds a modicum of trust.

Well, the "If there is a moment where we were going to murder each other, this would be that moment" moment happened back in November during the Cuban Alarm Clock Crisis. And I have to admit, that's when my plain disgust with him started to change into the current situation.

[MaximumZero]

Interaction between my roommate and I is starting to become very strange. He's still a slob bigot jackass, but...

I don't know. We're not friends. However, we aren't really enemies either, at this point. I simultaneously hate him and don't hate him. He makes me angry a lot, but we have banter now. I am the USA to his PRC.

We're.....rivals, maybe?

I think you're slowly warming up to him. You may never approve of his ways enough to be *friends*, but you know you can be together without trying to murder each other and that builds a modicum of trust.

Well, the "If there is a moment where we were going to murder each other, this would be that moment" moment happened back in November during the Cuban Alarm Clock Crisis. And I have to admit, that's when my plain disgust with him started to change into the current situation.

Aw, MSH has a frenemy!

[kaijyuu]

Were this an anime, they'd be in a romantic relationship by the end of the series.

[MaximumZero]

Were this an anime, they'd be in a romantic relationship by the end of the series.

MSH: "St-stupid roomate! I only clean up because I have to, not because that idiot needs it. Besides, it's not like he can take care of himself..."

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Well, thank the Google Overlords that this isn't an anime.

[kaijyuu]

Still doesn't preclude you entering a vitriolic Bromance.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

* The MetalSlimeHunt hits the Kaijyuu in the head with the rolled up newspaper!

No! Bad kaijyuu!

[Mr Space Cat]

Especially in high school, goddamn

Dude, I hear freshmen talking about "trying to score" at lunch.

Not as bad as "trying to score at lunch" but still. Freshmen. Mutha-effin freshmen.

[penguinofhonor]

Wanting sex at 14-15 years old? That's not that ridiculous.

I mean, "trying to score" is ridiculous no matter your age. If that's what you meant. And I mean more than just trying to have sex, including all the attitudes that "trying to score" implies.

[Lord Shonus]

Besides that, sex is considered "grown-up" and "manly", so braggadocio about fictional sexual exploits is a standard part of the adolescent dominance ritual.

[kaijyuu]

I was consciously wanting that around age 10.

[Scelly9]

One of my friends brags about getting it when he was 5, he's 11 now.

[penguinofhonor]

You're 15 and you're friends with an 11 year old? How's that working out for you?

[Scelly9]

I don't hang out with anyone my age. My social group consists on 2 18 year olds, a 17 year old, 1 14 year old, 2 13 year olds, a 12 year old, and an 11 year old.
Most of them act like they're 16 or so, and everyone's homeschooled or unschooled, so we're all very odd.

[SalmonGod]

Yeah, it's nothing new.  I remember hearing 12 year old girls talking about having revenge sex, or even random sex just to make their boyfriends jealous.