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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14977452 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21975 on: November 10, 2012, 12:16:13 pm »
Damn you, Darvi, you ninjad me!


Either way, i somehow always manage to get at least three tabs of B12 open.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21976 on: November 10, 2012, 12:17:04 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on November 10, 2012, 12:15:47 pm
Cesarean? Does that work?
It probably would to some degree, but my understanding is the main reason there's a problem is the abdominal wall is very different from the uterine wall, and your placenta is going to rip it to shreds when coming out.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21977 on: November 10, 2012, 12:21:06 pm »
Assuming you don't just hemorrhage to death from the fetus trying and failing to link itself to equipment that isn't designed to support it and ripping your aorta a new one in the process.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21978 on: November 10, 2012, 01:08:47 pm »
What about alien parasites? Those're kinda like babies, in a way.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21979 on: November 10, 2012, 01:11:05 pm »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21980 on: November 10, 2012, 01:11:30 pm »
I already mentioned Aliens before.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21981 on: November 10, 2012, 01:13:03 pm »
Quote from: SomeStupidGuy on November 10, 2012, 01:08:47 pm
What about alien parasites? Those're kinda like babies, in a way.
I don't know. That'd be kinda like giving birth to a loaf of bread and the doctor shouting "SURPRISE! IT'S A FOOD ITEM!"

I forget where I was going with this analogy, but I presume since there's no biological connection let alone a common species, it'd be just what it is - a parasite.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21982 on: November 10, 2012, 01:20:26 pm »
Also, under that classification, crapping out a tapeworm would count as birthing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21983 on: November 10, 2012, 01:28:43 pm »
Quote from: MonkeyHead on November 10, 2012, 01:20:26 pm
Also, under that classification, crapping out a tapeworm would count as birthing.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21984 on: November 10, 2012, 01:28:57 pm »
eating while reading this seems to cause instant lost of appetite, thanks alot guys.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21985 on: November 10, 2012, 01:30:05 pm »
Quote from: Tellemurius on November 10, 2012, 01:28:57 pm
eating while reading this seems to cause instant lost of appetite, thanks alot guys.

Yeah. I think I will postpone my dinner until later as wel...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21986 on: November 10, 2012, 01:30:24 pm »
The magic schoolbus trailer

It actually looked pretty badass, too bad it's fake.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21987 on: November 10, 2012, 01:39:17 pm »
Quote from: Haspen on November 10, 2012, 01:30:05 pm
Quote from: Tellemurius on November 10, 2012, 01:28:57 pm
eating while reading this seems to cause instant lost of appetite, thanks alot guys.

Yeah. I think I will postpone my dinner until later as wel...

You get used to it. A large part of my family is in the medical field, and used to talk about their jobs over the dinner table.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21988 on: November 10, 2012, 01:41:22 pm »
My mom's side of the family had a discussion about colonoscopies at Christmas Eve dinner a couple years back.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #21989 on: November 10, 2012, 01:41:30 pm »
"So I made a wrong cut during the appendectomy, and damn did a lot of shit come out."
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