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[Akura]

This jacket I'm wearing. It has an odd smell, something like pancake syrup. I have no idea where it came from, and I don't remember getting any syrup on it. And for some reason, I can't pinpoint where the smell is coming from.

[misko27]

This jacket I'm wearing. It has an odd smell, something like pancake syrup. I have no idea where it came from, and I don't remember getting any syrup on it. And for some reason, I can't pinpoint where the smell is coming from.

I'm betting on on the canadians testing out their new maple-syrup lasers. Better take it before it completly turns into syrup, and you are assimalated by them.

[Descan]

Well we need to replenish our reserve -somehow-.

[RedKing]

Soylent Green, now in new maple flavor!

[Loud Whispers]

This jacket I'm wearing. It has an odd smell, something like pancake syrup. I have no idea where it came from, and I don't remember getting any syrup on it. And for some reason, I can't pinpoint where the smell is coming from.

I've had this phenomena happen to me, but it was sugar roasted almonds instead. Odd, I didn't expect the Canadian syrup apocalypse to happen so soon.

[kisame12794]

Damnation. They found us- wait uhhh, I mean, what do you mean? You guys are silly.

[Flying Dice]

I'll be severely disappointed if Canada doesn't have some brilliantly maniacal plan to take over the world. Only to be crushed by the inevitable counterattack from Luxembourg.

[Karnewarrior]

I'll be severely disappointed if Canada doesn't have some brilliantly maniacal plan to take over the world. Only to be crushed by the inevitable counterattack from Luxembourg.

My god.

That war would destroy us all.

[miauw62]

This needs to be a movie.

[Nadaka]

yea. Luxemburg has something like 12 whole soldiers.

And I doubt the Canadian super weapon of trained bears on unicycles is anywhere near ready for battle trials.

[Frumple]

... I thought the trained bears on unicycles was the russian thing? They'd have AK-47s and everything, man, it'd be unstoppable. _{Assuming the bears could figure out how to fire the guns, anyway.}

[Flying Dice]

The Canadians have Mounties.

I thought we've already been over this. Luxembourg's standing army is in reality a highly-trained, well-equipped special operations unit capable of doing damned near anything, including assassinating the High Tyrant of Greater Ontario. Rumor has it that some of them are psykers.

[misko27]

I'll be severely disappointed if Canada doesn't have some brilliantly maniacal plan to take over the world. Only to be crushed by the inevitable counterattack from Luxembourg.

Ahh Luxembourg, America's Bulwark against Nazism, Communism, Radical Islam, Canadianism, and one can only assume Aliens.

[miauw62]

Belgium is trying to infiltrate them and reveal their plans. We must get to the bottom of this.

[RedKing]

Get it straight, people. Canada has the Mounties, who ride on moose, who are riding on polar bears. it's the Mountie Mounted Mounted Cavalry.