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[Hanslanda]

I myself am rather addicted to buffalo wings. The hotter, the better.

This. I don't like hot things usually, but sometimes I'm just like, "Commence chemical warfare on my own mouth!"

[scriver]

I just want my food to live as good a life a possible for it is butchered in the fastest way possible. That way I won't feel as bad when I nom on it I will absorb it's Happy Energy as I feast on it's flesh!

Also, GlyphGryph has no authority what so ever on sauces. He didn't even know what Rhode Island Sauce was, even though it's the speciality of his home state. Don't listen to him

[GlyphGryph]

Ranch dressing is just poor tasting Aioli.

[Hanslanda]

Ranch dressing is just poor tasting Aioli.

The best ranch dressing I've ever had, I also made, and it was fucking delicious. I dipped my fries in it.

And then I drank your milkshake.
I have no idea why I posted this...

[Karnewarrior]

As long as I don't know its name, I'll eat it. Unless it's a baby.

Also, I don't like mayo or ranch. I'm also very picky about what goes on my pizza. Must be only cheese, pepperoni, and sauce.

[kaijyuu]

As long as I don't know its name, I'll eat it. Unless it's a baby.

Older children and adults are fine, though


I'll take some ranch dressing on my soylent green.

[Graknorke]

As long as I don't know its name, I'll eat it. Unless it's a baby.

What does this even mean?
You only eat obscure animals whose names you can't pronounce?

[Shinotsa]

As long as I don't know its name, I'll eat it. Unless it's a baby.

What does this even mean?
You only eat obscure animals whose names you can't pronounce?

Best policy ever. It'd annoy your friends to no end because you could never tell them what you're eating!

[Hanslanda]

As long as I don't know its name, I'll eat it. Unless it's a baby.

What does this even mean?
You only eat obscure animals whose names you can't pronounce?

I think it was a reference to pets. I frankly wouldn't mind eating someone else's pet, even if I knew it, if I was hungry enough. Survival trumps morality in such cases.

[RedKing]

I myself am rather addicted to buffalo wings. The hotter, the better.

This. I don't like hot things usually, but sometimes I'm just like, "Commence chemical warfare on my own mouth!"

A good capsaicin burn is your tongue's way of letting you know you're alive.
Related WTF: In 2006, some biologists at UCSF discovered that there's a Caribbean tarantula whose venom uses the same neurochemical pathways as capsaicin. Mmm....chili pepper tarantula....

[RedWarrior0]

I myself am rather addicted to buffalo wings. The hotter, the better.

This. I don't like hot things usually, but sometimes I'm just like, "Commence chemical warfare on my own mouth!"

A good capsaicin burn is your tongue's way of letting you know you're alive.
Related WTF: In 2006, some biologists at UCSF discovered that there's a Caribbean tarantula whose venom uses the same neurochemical pathways as capsaicin. Mmm....chili pepper tarantula....

Neurotoxins: They're magically delicious!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Its things like this that really show how much of a wild card humanity is. Capsicin was evolved by plants specifically to drive off mammalian species so that birds would spread their seeds.

Unfortunately for them, the dominant form of life on this planet is a species of masochists.

[RedWarrior0]

Or fortunately, since that way we can force them to not go extinct.

In some cases, humanity on your side is an evolutionary advantage. Mainly for plants.

[miauw62]

I myself am rather addicted to buffalo wings. The hotter, the better.

This. I don't like hot things usually, but sometimes I'm just like, "Commence chemical warfare on my own mouth!"

A good capsaicin burn is your tongue's way of letting you know you're alive.
Related WTF: In 2006, some biologists at UCSF discovered that there's a Caribbean tarantula whose venom uses the same neurochemical pathways as capsaicin. Mmm....chili pepper tarantula....

Neurotoxins: They're magically delicious!

Granny GladOS's home brew.

[RedKing]

Humans -- Trolling Nature since ~4 million BC.

Nature: I will give them long arms and legs and a rotating shoulder joint, suitable for brachiating and living in trees.
Humans: Hey guys, let's go live on the ground!

Nature: I will give them only a spare scattering of body hair, suitable for the warm climate of the African Rift Valley.
Humans: Yo, check this shit out! I'm wearing a dead animal and it feels awesome! Let's go skiing!
Nature: WHYYY WOULD YOU DO THAAAAAAT D: