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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14655 on: August 25, 2012, 09:29:01 pm »

Don't worry, your roommate will soon discover the dark horrors one day when he wakes up.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14656 on: August 25, 2012, 09:34:14 pm »

Living on campus is mandatory for freshmen at my college as well.

Anyway, more disturbingly, my roommate has been advocating that sleeping with someone who is drunk is perfectly acceptable because: "If they'll screw you when they're drunk they'll screw you when they're sober." Christ, this guy...


Legally speaking, he is correct. (In the USA) Morally and pretty much every other way, he's being a scumbag. Wierd how laws don't match up with what is right and wrong. :/
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14657 on: August 25, 2012, 09:37:37 pm »

Uh no, not legally speaking. Legally, drunk people are not in a state in which they may grant consent. I tried to tell him so, but he doesn't give a shit.

Oh well, I tried, if he ends up charged with sexual assault it isn't on my hands.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14658 on: August 25, 2012, 09:42:06 pm »

In the Republic of Korea, you should rape people when you are drunk.

Why? Intoxication is a get-out-of-jail-free card for many crimes including robbery, rape, molesting, car accidents (strangely), vandalism ... There's a lot of precedents in court for that.

As long as you are over 19 years old, of course.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14659 on: August 25, 2012, 09:43:45 pm »

Uh no, not legally speaking. Legally, drunk people are not in a state in which they may grant consent. I tried to tell him so, but he doesn't give a shit.

Oh well, I tried, if he ends up charged with sexual assault it isn't on my hands.


Strange, I have heard that if they are still conscious, they are capable of granting consent. I'm not in the mood to argue about something that doesn't apply to me though.
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« Reply #14660 on: August 25, 2012, 09:50:29 pm »

Oh yeah, and the best part is that his major is Pre-Law Studies. Dude doesn't know much of anything about law, but he thinks he does. I know more about law than him, and my major is Appropriate Tech.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14661 on: August 25, 2012, 09:53:55 pm »

In the Republic of Korea, you should rape people when you are drunk.

Why? Intoxication is a get-out-of-jail-free card for many crimes including robbery, rape, molesting, car accidents (strangely), vandalism ... There's a lot of precedents in court for that.

As long as you are over 19 years old, of course.
...This seems like something someone who was very optimistic and somewhat dumb about people would put into law.

In AMERICA, you can actually be arrested just for being drunk in public, if you're drunk enough. I think it's really freaking drunk though. And you're still to blame for all the bad things you did whilst falling over and urinating on the walls of the local high school.

19 is the drinking age over there? I thought most of the drinking age cut-offs were at 16, 18, and 21. Interesting.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14662 on: August 25, 2012, 09:55:42 pm »

19 is Ontario. Most of Canada too, but it's decided provincially. So for instance, Quebec is 18 (I think).
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14663 on: August 25, 2012, 10:02:30 pm »

In the Republic of Korea, you should rape people when you are drunk.

Why? Intoxication is a get-out-of-jail-free card for many crimes including robbery, rape, molesting, car accidents (strangely), vandalism ... There's a lot of precedents in court for that.

As long as you are over 19 years old, of course.
...This seems like something someone who was very optimistic and somewhat dumb about people would put into law.

In AMERICA, you can actually be arrested just for being drunk in public, if you're drunk enough. I think it's really freaking drunk though. And you're still to blame for all the bad things you did whilst falling over and urinating on the walls of the local high school.

19 is the drinking age over there? I thought most of the drinking age cut-offs were at 16, 18, and 21. Interesting.


You can get arrested for being over the legal limit ( .08 most places) in public, regardless of whether or not you were behaving drunk. Especially in the middle of podunk redneck land where I live. The whole 'justice and freedom' thing is more of a large populations kind of thing. Around here, the people in power (judges, cops, politicians) get away with whatever they want. Including violating your constitutional rights pretty much at will, because:
1. People are poor around here, no money means you can't fight da POWAH!
2. If you can fight da POWAH! then you're going to be buried under bullshit by the local government's lawyers.
3. In the meantime, the police and others are going to harrass the FUCK out of you
4. No one cares what happens in places that aren't well known.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14664 on: August 25, 2012, 10:07:22 pm »

In the Republic of Korea, you should rape people when you are drunk.

Why? Intoxication is a get-out-of-jail-free card for many crimes including robbery, rape, molesting, car accidents (strangely), vandalism ... There's a lot of precedents in court for that.

As long as you are over 19 years old, of course.
...This seems like something someone who was very optimistic and somewhat dumb about people would put into law.

In AMERICA, you can actually be arrested just for being drunk in public, if you're drunk enough. I think it's really freaking drunk though. And you're still to blame for all the bad things you did whilst falling over and urinating on the walls of the local high school.

19 is the drinking age over there? I thought most of the drinking age cut-offs were at 16, 18, and 21. Interesting.


You can get arrested for being over the legal limit ( .08 most places) in public, regardless of whether or not you were behaving drunk. Especially in the middle of podunk redneck land where I live. The whole 'justice and freedom' thing is more of a large populations kind of thing. Around here, the people in power (judges, cops, politicians) get away with whatever they want. Including violating your constitutional rights pretty much at will, because:
1. People are poor around here, no money means you can't fight da POWAH!
2. If you can fight da POWAH! then you're going to be buried under bullshit by the local government's lawyers.
3. In the meantime, the police and others are going to harrass the FUCK out of you
4. No one cares what happens in places that aren't well known.

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Where the hell do you live? My father comes from redneck land and judges or police officers would be shamed out of a job or lynched if they behaved that corrupt.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #14665 on: August 25, 2012, 10:10:23 pm »

Stone County Missouri, (once) Meth capital of the world.

And I can't own guns, Corai. I'm almost a felon. I have no rights right now.
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« Reply #14666 on: August 25, 2012, 10:24:05 pm »

Oh, Hans lives near Branson, MO.  That explains a lot.  I've been down there, it's pretty redneck once you get out of the touristy areas (i.e. Branson proper).  The Ozarks are a pretty frightening place if they deem you an "other".
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« Reply #14667 on: August 25, 2012, 10:27:20 pm »

Ex-wife just came and picked up my munchkin because I feel like shit. Normally, she'd be all like, "Ha! Suck it up and be a parent, bitch!" Today, however, she was totally cool. Weird.
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« Reply #14668 on: August 25, 2012, 10:35:34 pm »

19 is Ontario. Most of Canada too, but it's decided provincially. So for instance, Quebec is 18 (I think).

I'm an ex Quebecois and you're right about the drinking age. The funny thing is that the kids that kill themselves drunk driving in Quebec are usually from Ontario coming over to drink. I have no clue why the 1 year difference in laws even exists, but knowing Quebec it's probably an issue of pride by now.
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« Reply #14669 on: August 25, 2012, 10:39:48 pm »

Ex-wife just came and picked up my munchkin because I feel like shit. Normally, she'd be all like, "Ha! Suck it up and be a parent, bitch!" Today, however, she was totally cool. Weird.


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Oh, Hans lives near Branson, MO.  That explains a lot.  I've been down there, it's pretty redneck once you get out of the touristy areas (i.e. Branson proper).  The Ozarks are a pretty frightening place if they deem you an "other".


Yeah. I actually live in Branson's less socially adjusted, somewhat mentally challenged cousin, Kimberling City. And there are houses around here that have multiple toilets on their run down front porch, for no apparent reason. It isn't redneck, it's hillbilly. :/ Which is a bit worse, in my opinion.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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