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[Corai]

I now know where Hanslanda lives. Now I just need to get some people, buy guns and go kill hi-I mean go bring him candy! Heh... heh... Crap I think he heard me.

[Urist Imiknorris]

It's your fault for hitting post.

[Hanslanda]

I now know where Hanslanda lives. Now I just need to get some people, buy guns and go kill hi-I mean go bring him candy! Heh... heh... Crap I think he heard me.

Corai, I'll say this. I'm 6'1 and 145 lbs, a very scrawny person. I also know where all the arteries in the human body are, that it only takes one pound of pressure to break the skin, I know that you eyes are about as tough as grapes, and I know it only takes about three pounds of pressure to rip someone's throat out. I'm clever, have a long reach, and I have a very low regard for the value of human life.
So go right ahead, but make sure you kill me with the first shot.

[Descan]

Can't we just cuddle him? C:

[kaijyuu]

I'm all for cuddling.

[Hanslanda]

Can't we just cuddle him? C:

I'm all for cuddling.

I'd prefer this option. He started it.

[Corai]

If you cuddle me I probably won't do anything because a six year old could probably maul me. So i'll just stand there and go "How are these people cuddling me through the internet?"

[Hanslanda]

Very, very carefully. We're so careful because we could accidentally stab you, and if people knew you could stab over the internet, then everyone would be dead within about a week.

[Aklyon]

... Yes, the hugs are for everyone.  No stabbing, though.  Just hugs.

A relevant quote to go along with a hug guide.

[Alnos]

I sure hope this is satirical.

[Loud Whispers]

I sure hope this is satirical.

Yah satirical. Or so the cis-patriarchy would have you believe.

[Karnewarrior]

Human society would be biased towards two sexes since we only have two sexes? 

[Flying Dice]

I sure hope this is satirical.

Yah satirical. Or so the cis-patriarchy would have you believe.

Just repeat the mantra.

Poe, please, Poe, please...

[Frumple]

Human society would be biased towards two sexes since we only have two sexes? 

Pretty sure we sorta' have more than two, actully. The rest are just rare and usually sterile, iirc, or at least have various complications with reproduction. Might be misremembering exactly how those oddities are categorized, though. XXYs and junk, however that goes.

[Karnewarrior]

Human society would be biased towards two sexes since we only have two sexes? 

Pretty sure we sorta' have more than two, actully. The rest are just rare and usually sterile, iirc, or at least have various complications with reproduction. Might be misremembering exactly how those oddities are categorized, though. XXYs and junk, however that goes.

Two sexes naturally, in any case. The others are syndromes and mutations that don't really do anything good for the holder. It's not like downs syndrome gives you telekenisis.

Only two sexes reproduce, so we have two words for sex. If we had some sort of third sex, for perhaps facilitating reproduction between the other two, we'd need a third word. This may make it a bit awkward if we ever meet a species that has three + sexes.

Would a male lesbian just be... a Male? How would one know that he/she was a lesbian if he/she was a dude?