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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14493383 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11730 on: July 02, 2012, 03:15:25 pm »

There is no love left for IE6, it was all disintegrated by the newer IE versions, Firefox, and Chrome. And maybe also Opera.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11731 on: July 02, 2012, 03:21:52 pm »

Same for DoJ. We're still on IE7. We miiiiight upgrade to IE8 sometime this year. Of course, that'll likely break compatibility with a host of internally-developed apps.

Most government agencies are horrifically outdated when it comes to their IT. We still use some mainframe systems with a VAX terminal interface, and my wife (who works for a state university) just recently had an application upgraded from DOS to Windows. It was a big deal.
So, the government is an archive of ancient computer systems that will probably break horribly if you lost compatibility for 16-bit programs?
Pretty much. Budgets are a bitch. Especially when ordering an upgraded anything takes eight layers of approval.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11732 on: July 02, 2012, 03:24:04 pm »

So do you guys have XP, or Windows 2k?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11733 on: July 02, 2012, 03:28:33 pm »

So do you guys have XP, or Windows 2k?
XP....in testing to upgrade to Win 7 at some point, probably concurrent with the next hardware upgrade. If we haven't gone totally to iPads by then. >_<

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  BOT : be nice, slave

  YOU : i will

  BOT : thank you master

what is it with this chatbot?

it contradicts itself every other line!
It's a switch bot.
(not that I'd know anything about that sort of thing...>_>)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11734 on: July 02, 2012, 03:32:50 pm »

Yeah, when I referenced IE being Adequate I was referring to the latest versions. We had to use IE6 in school.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11735 on: July 02, 2012, 03:33:36 pm »

Who are you?
*curls up and cries in a corner, saying something about people forgetting me*
*hugs you* I'm sorry. Love? :3c
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11736 on: July 02, 2012, 03:39:57 pm »

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  BOT : be nice, slave

  YOU : i will

  BOT : thank you master

what is it with this chatbot?

it contradicts itself every other line!
Which bot?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11737 on: July 02, 2012, 03:41:13 pm »

Maybe a cleverbot.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11738 on: July 02, 2012, 04:16:00 pm »

Some of the computers at the hospital still use windows 98.

The staff complain continuously about their buggyness. Some people even opt to keep paper records instead of digital ones.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11739 on: July 02, 2012, 04:29:34 pm »

So do you guys have XP, or Windows 2k?
XP....in testing to upgrade to Win 7 at some point, probably concurrent with the next hardware upgrade. If we haven't gone totally to iPads by then. >_<
You won't be all iPads, you'd have to replace everything! Old mainframes I'd assume aren't something Apple had in mind while making the iPad.
And I'm guessing 32-bit Win7, since the 64-bit one refuses to run 16-bit programs.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11740 on: July 02, 2012, 04:41:22 pm »

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  BOT : be nice, slave

  YOU : i will

  BOT : thank you master

what is it with this chatbot?

it contradicts itself every other line!
Which bot?
this bot with an unmoderated database. may be Hilariously NSFW.
Fixed.
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Aklyon

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11741 on: July 02, 2012, 06:43:30 pm »

So, Carreon. Still there. Still failing. Mostly posting it in this thread because all of the rest of the stuff related to him was in here.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11742 on: July 02, 2012, 06:48:15 pm »

Quote
  BOT : be nice, slave

  YOU : i will

  BOT : thank you master

what is it with this chatbot?

it contradicts itself every other line!
Which bot?
this bot with an unmoderated database. may be Hilariously NSFW.
Fixed.

it just does random sexual comments like [REDACTED]
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11743 on: July 02, 2012, 06:54:39 pm »

So, Carreon. Still there. Still failing. Mostly posting it in this thread because all of the rest of the stuff related to him was in here.
I'm deeply impressed with this guy. Not in a complimentary way, but still.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #11744 on: July 02, 2012, 07:58:22 pm »

So, Carreon. Still there. Still failing. Mostly posting it in this thread because all of the rest of the stuff related to him was in here.
I'm deeply impressed with this guy. Not in a complimentary way, but still.
This has to be one of the most dedicated career-suicides I've ever seen.
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