I keep reading more, and it just keeps getting more insane.
"These little cannibal kids think they're so brave, standing up for the sadist Matt Inman, tearing a good lawyer's name apart, a lawyer who is practically a saint, who has worked for the underprivileged and poor his whole adult life."
A saint has to do battle with cannibal grammar nazi mafia gang of anonymious hackers.
"And -- they hate dolphins! These people are the opposite of "progressive." Like I said, they are our modern-day "Hitler youth," and Matt Inman is their Hitler -- not even the person Hitler, just "Hitler's port-a-potty." And they're proud of it. They think it's funny. They think they can take any racist, bigoted, regressive idea and legitimize it by putting it into a cartoon."
Cause everybody knows that The Oatmeal is racist, bigoted and regressive. Gotta give her credit for the saint vs hitler thing. Saint vs satan is waaay more common.
"I compare Matt Inman to the cartoonist Al Capp, an evil man who I'm pretty sure was part of the conspiracy to kill John Lennon. He visited him just before he died and ridiculed the hell out of him. Got a big kick out if it, he did.
Charles is like John Lennon."
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"Wow, Al Capp as "the Fearless Fosdick of the youth-baiting right." That's what we're looking at in Matt Inman. Every national security state needs a sadistic cartoonist, or two or three. Otherwise, how would they make "funny" looking pictures of the Japanese in order to run a hate campaign against them, and put them in concentration camps?"
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This has stopped being funny, and gone down the route of bad WTF.
"Apparently, a bunch of Yellow Journalists, in the tradition of Henry Ford, and his Dearborn Independent, decided that the "Internet" should be given to Matt Inman. Philosophical point of order about all this nonsensical talk that "Charles Carreon is the most hated person on the Internet," that the "Internet" is rising up against him, and that you have to be careful not to piss off the "Internet." THERE IS NO LIVING, BREATHING, ACTING, COLLECTIVE- COMMUNIST, FRANKENSTEIN ENTITY CALLED "INTERNET," only people who are responsible for their actions. Matt Inman is a sadist, a cyberbully, a liar, and an Internet terrorist. Here, HE DID THE BAD THING. He acted like Monsanto, who goes around threatening farmers when their seed get into their fields, having been blown there by the wind, shitted there by the animals, dropped there by the insects. HE NEVER SENT EVEN ONE DMCA NOTICE TO FUNNYJUNK, which means that Funnyjunk wasn't responsible to do EVEN ONE LITTLE THING for him and his content. In the law, there's something very important: it's called "NOTICE." You can't prosecute a person without NOTICE. As the ABOL LIbrarian, don't expect me to take down your content without DMCA "NOTICE." And a letter or email doesn't qualify; a DMCA NOTICE has to be in the proper, legal form. Those are the REAL Internet Rules. But Matt Inman, being the bad person he is, decided to put his evil, sadistic, greedy self on the cross, call himself a martyr, and ask all his juvenile, non-thinking, violent followers to give him victim status, then made a page on his site "ripping Funnyjunk a new asshole" -- for what? For having should have known that Inman's pictures had been posted by users somewhere on his site. Mr. Evil Prince Inman couldn't be bothered to give him NOTICE. No, that wouldn't generate the traffic he wanted. He had to do something OUTRAGEOUS, and blame an innocent person, now plural. And prove that there's a sucker born every minute, i.e., all his "Internet" followers.
Meanwhile, Mr. Matt Inman posts his pictures everywhere on the Internet, magically making "THIEVES" everywhere he goes, according to his own sick morality, poor judgment and humongous power trip. He and his mob followers don't care about reason.
And these Yellow Journalists say that's how the "INTERNET" works. That's not how the "INTERNET" works, it's how it doesn't work. These Yellow Journalists want to give the Internet to Loki. This attack against FunnyJunk and Charles Carreon is an attack against law and order. Matt Inman is an Internet anarchist. Fascists always love an anarchist. And the Journalists are part of the conspiracy, egging everyone on with their hate headlines, and advice for everyone to get crazy and ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK! There's something very bad going on here, which greatly benefits the Publishing Industry, and the copyright chicken hawks. And I don't know why we can't get a simple yes or no from ANYONE about whether Matt Robert Inman is related to Bobby Ray Inman. Apparently, every journalist in the world doesn't seem to think that knowing WHO Matt Inman is is important. He's a man without parents, brothers and sisters, or childhood friends. A man without a past, just like Barack Obama. Sure, there's lots of famous people like that in the world! Usually, they are children of Intelligence Agents, or Intelligence Agents themselves."
What. The. Fuck.
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