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[Karnewarrior]

Technically they're right, though. You don't see many sheep that believe in it.
Or anything other than grass, really.

Sheep also believe in New Zealanders, their main predator.

...Double entendre.

[Truean]

They're actually calling this kid "brave."

You better pray that glass doesn't break. I'm not sure how much thought the engineers put into a full grown lion going apeshit on it for an extended period of time. That thing's claws are longer than my fingers and it looks like it's kinda pissed off.

Awww, isn't it cute how this kid is taunting the god damn lion when he's trying to eat?

No.

The difference between bravery and foolishness is this. The fool knows no fear. The brave know fear, but show none....

[Dutchling]

An adult lion deserves respect and not mockery in my opinion.
While that thought is probably solely based on the Lion King, watching the kid doing that nevertheless makes me feel like she is pushing old people from the stairs or something like that :S.

And I agree with you Truean, the kid is stupid, just like her dad.

[MaximumZero]

Part of being brave is knowing how to pick your battles, and part of it is knowing if you can win the ones that pick you.

[Darvi]

*insert some witty but hopefully not offensive comment about Darvin awards*

[MaximumZero]

*insert some witty but hopefully not offensive comment about Darvin awards*

I see what you did thar.

[Truean]

And you know what the worst part is? If that glass breaks and that god damn lion eats the stupid kid, then the first thing they'll do is blame the zoo and kill the lion.... Would it still be funny then dad?

Do not teach your childrens to taunt the animininals while encouraging others to do so on video.... Shocking I know but really? This is surprising to people/I'm too uptight?

"O noes, the lion, he eated my beebee!"

You see a lion eating half a cow and your first instinct is to have your children taunt the shit out of it? 

[Phantom of The Library]

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[Aklyon]

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[optimumtact]

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Technically they're right, though. You don't see many sheep that believe in it.
Or anything other than grass, really.

Sheep also believe in New Zealanders, their main predator.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Technically they're right, though. You don't see many sheep that believe in it.
Or anything other than grass, really.

Sheep also believe in New Zealanders, their main predator.

...Double entendre.

I'll see you pay for this when we take over the world!

[Karnewarrior]

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Remember when that lion tried to kill my baby twice?

[Phantom of The Library]

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Remember when that lion tried to kill my baby twice?

Oh, how we laughed and laughed,
Except it wasn't laughing...

[Sirus]

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Remember when that lion tried to kill my baby twice?

Oh, how we laughed and laughed,
Except it wasn't laughing...

You want this baby? Eat it.

(that's what I'm counting on)

[Patchouli]

I got a fortune cookie.

[Phantom of The Library]

Now would probably be a good time to change your name to Dent and put on your pajamas, the end of the world is coming