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[Angel Of Death]

Some voices on a Flash game made me go WTF?

Mainly because of how cliched and cheesy the vocals sounded.

[Euld]

"Could you take this and put it over there, by that thing?"

My family hates nouns apparently.  I swear, it's like they're incapable of properly communicating or think it's hilarious how each of us has to spend a minute trying to figure out what the heck we're trying to say.

[Aqizzar]

I was moving my foot around under my desk and it landed on something fuzzy, with mass.  Figuring it was a wadded up of my own hair, I grabbed with my toes and slid it out.

Then it moved.  There's my "WTF" moment for the day.

It was a wad of my own hair alright, wrapped around one of the biggest (and fuzziest) caterpillars I've ever seen, writhing around on its back, really long legs kicking in the air.  Uhhg.

[TherosPherae]

I was moving my foot around under my desk and it landed on something fuzzy, with mass.  Figuring it was a wadded up of my own hair, I grabbed with my toes and slid it out.

Then it moved.  There's my "WTF" moment for the day.

It was a wad of my own hair alright, wrapped around one of the biggest (and fuzziest) caterpillars I've ever seen, writhing around on its back, really long legs kicking in the air.  Uhhg.

And this, coupled with those spiders so large they should have health bars that someone posted about, is why I'm staying where I am - where stuff can randomly freeze overnight, limiting the bug population. Not that it stops the bastards - while riding to pick up my brother, the biggest fricking bee I had ever seen somehow landed on the windshield wiper and sat there doing... bee things, I guess. I, in my natural state of insect hysteria, begged the driver to launch that sucker with the windshield wiper. After some teasing, he obliged.

Frikkin' bugs. I fear them enough to hate their guts and pulverize any I see, regardless of age, color, wingspan, social hierarchy, and what may or not be in the way. And in return, they show up just often enough to scare the hell out of me whenever I get complacent. I think it may be a giant insectoid conspiracy, and they're all just waiting for the go-ahead from the aliens to kill us all and assimilate the planet. *puts on tinfoil hat*

Edit: I guess it was less of a "WTF?" than it was a "HOLY CRAP MASSIVE BUG," but it still counts.

[olemars]

I was moving my foot around under my desk and it landed on something fuzzy, with mass.  Figuring it was a wadded up of my own hair, I grabbed with my toes and slid it out.

Then it moved.  There's my "WTF" moment for the day.

It was a wad of my own hair alright, wrapped around one of the biggest (and fuzziest) caterpillars I've ever seen, writhing around on its back, really long legs kicking in the air.  Uhhg.

I'm going to introduce you to a magic device known as the "vacuum cleaner". There are many variations but they usually look roughly like this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Plug it in a power socket, hit the on button and apply the flat bit at the end of the tube on the area under your desk. After a while you should be able to see the flooring again. If not, fill a bucket with water and industry strength cleaner and scrub at it.

[Angel Of Death]

I was moving my foot around under my desk and it landed on something fuzzy, with mass.  Figuring it was a wadded up of my own hair, I grabbed with my toes and slid it out.

Then it moved.  There's my "WTF" moment for the day.

It was a wad of my own hair alright, wrapped around one of the biggest (and fuzziest) caterpillars I've ever seen, writhing around on its back, really long legs kicking in the air.  Uhhg.

I'm going to introduce you to a magic device known as the "vacuum cleaner". There are many variations but they usually look roughly like this:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Plug it in a power socket, hit the on button and apply the flat bit at the end of the tube on the area under your desk. After a while you should be able to see the flooring again. If not, fill a bucket with water and industry strength cleaner and scrub at it.

Wow! What a mystical device!

Where did you find this almighty artifact? 

[Max White]

Wow! What a mystical device!

Where did you find this almighty artifact? 

Strange mood.

[Angel Of Death]

I can taste smoke for some reason...

WTF?

[Angel Of Death]

I just searched in "Ted Bundy is" and one of the things that popped up in the Google thingy below your search text was "Ted Bundy is my hero"

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[Enzo]

Frikkin' bugs. I fear them enough to hate their guts and pulverize any I see, regardless of age, color, wingspan, social hierarchy, and what may or not be in the way.

Remember, bugs are God's creatures too. They are just tiny and have exoskeletons.

[Angel Of Death]

Frikkin' bugs. I fear them enough to hate their guts and pulverize any I see, regardless of age, color, wingspan, social hierarchy, and what may or not be in the way.

Remember, bugs are God's creatures too. They are just tiny and have exoskeletons.

And they're so FUN to splat!

[Criptfeind]

where stuff can randomly freeze overnight, limiting the bug population.

That just mades them hide inside your house.

And your nose.

[Angel Of Death]

Ok. This is just fucking weird...

[Darvi]

My physics teacher told me to "behave my age and spend less time playing with the jojo (sic) and more time with the girls".

Huh? oO I don't get it.

[RedKing]

My physics teacher told me to "behave my age and spend less time playing with the jojo (sic) and more time with the girls".

Huh? oO I don't get it.

I think my response would have to be, "Fine...can I start with your daughter?"

I mean seriously....what a pricktastic thing to tell a student.