I was moving my foot around under my desk and it landed on something fuzzy, with mass. Figuring it was a wadded up of my own hair, I grabbed with my toes and slid it out.
Then it moved. There's my "WTF" moment for the day.
It was a wad of my own hair alright, wrapped around one of the biggest (and fuzziest) caterpillars I've ever seen, writhing around on its back, really long legs kicking in the air. Uhhg.
And this, coupled with those spiders so large they should have health bars that someone posted about, is why I'm staying where I am - where stuff can randomly freeze overnight, limiting the bug population. Not that it stops the bastards - while riding to pick up my brother, the biggest fricking bee I had ever seen somehow landed on the windshield wiper and sat there doing... bee things, I guess. I, in my natural state of insect hysteria, begged the driver to launch that sucker with the windshield wiper. After some teasing, he obliged.
Frikkin' bugs. I fear them enough to hate their guts and pulverize any I see, regardless of age, color, wingspan, social hierarchy, and what may or not be in the way. And in return, they show up just often enough to scare the hell out of me whenever I get complacent. I think it may be a giant insectoid conspiracy, and they're all just waiting for the go-ahead from the aliens to kill us all and assimilate the planet. *puts on tinfoil hat*
Edit: I guess it was less of a "WTF?" than it was a "HOLY CRAP MASSIVE BUG," but it still counts.