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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92295 on: December 19, 2015, 09:11:32 am »

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« Reply #92296 on: December 19, 2015, 09:49:12 am »

What the hell? Yes, America, the way to make schools safer is more guns.

And here I was thinking the big metal fence around the local primary school was excessive.

When everyone has nukes, sayigg "plz no nuke" would't help. Way too many guns in america to reasonably expect an area to be safe without more guns.

Are you suggesting the way to make American schools safer is to arm all the kids with nuclear weapons?
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« Reply #92297 on: December 19, 2015, 09:53:46 am »

What the hell? Yes, America, the way to make schools safer is more guns.

And here I was thinking the big metal fence around the local primary school was excessive.

When everyone has nukes, sayigg "plz no nuke" would't help. Way too many guns in america to reasonably expect an area to be safe without more guns.

Are you suggesting the way to make American schools safer is to arm all the kids with nuclear weapons?

"Is that an ICBM in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92298 on: December 19, 2015, 09:54:41 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92299 on: December 19, 2015, 09:57:54 am »

What the hell? Yes, America, the way to make schools safer is more guns.

And here I was thinking the big metal fence around the local primary school was excessive.

When everyone has nukes, sayigg "plz no nuke" would't help. Way too many guns in america to reasonably expect an area to be safe without more guns.

Are you suggesting the way to make American schools safer is to arm all the kids with nuclear weapons?

"Is that an ICBM in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Now I'm imagining kids showing off to each other by bringing in progressively larger and larger missiles and rockets. It'll start with V2s and similar, and will end with a kid that brings in a Saturn V.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92300 on: December 19, 2015, 10:15:03 am »

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/fellowshipofthephlog

It is done.
should have called it the phlog federation so we can run around with TPF tags :V
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92301 on: December 19, 2015, 10:30:09 am »

Erm... that's probably more to do with illegal gambling and suchlike.
Can't say for sure, though, but I doubt they have a specialist unit dedicated to combating all those troublesome videogame nerds.
Online gaming in general is actually fairly well known as an avenue for communication between various criminal groups, last I checked. Not the largest one, but one nonetheless. And there's quite a few fraud/ID theft/etc. schemes ran via gaming of various sorts. There's definitely enough crime invested in "those videogame nerds" and a unique enough environment involved to warrant a specialist or two (hundred).
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92302 on: December 19, 2015, 02:19:56 pm »

While helping a friend with christmas shopping We came across some unusual frozen chicken nuggets in the freezer isle.  They were chicken nuggets with bits of cheese and bacon mixed in with the chicken.   I do not recall the actual brand name, but we decided to call them heart attack bites.   I bought some.

They were disappointing.  Seriously, how can you screw up chicken nuggets with bacon and cheese mixed in the meat?  It's practically got something from every delicious animal in there! WTF Wal-Mart?
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« Reply #92303 on: December 19, 2015, 02:37:21 pm »

Reminds me of cheesedogs.

I miss those hotdogs with cheese inside.
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« Reply #92304 on: December 19, 2015, 02:48:30 pm »

I can hear my mom's ex screaming upstairs about the Premier of Ontario.

Screaming about how women will never be equal to men and shouldn't be allowed into positions of power, and bitching about "dykes".
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« Reply #92305 on: December 19, 2015, 02:50:49 pm »

First snow of the yearseason, where I am.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92306 on: December 19, 2015, 03:26:36 pm »

Recently got a PM from the runner of a forum game stating that "wasps don't have queens, bees and ants do." (I did PM him asking if my character for the game could be a giant wasp queen)


As a self-taught expert on wasps I couldn't let that slide.


WTF: Wasps don't have queens PM


He probably got confused with solitary wasps, but from what I've seen and read, social wasps are much more prevalent image of wasps
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92307 on: December 19, 2015, 03:28:04 pm »

Recently got a PM from the runner of a forum game stating that "wasps don't have queens, bees and ants do." (I did PM him asking if my character for the game could be a giant wasp queen)


As a self-taught expert on wasps I couldn't let that slide.


WTF: Wasps don't have queens PM


He probably got confused with solitary wasps, but from what I've seen and read, social wasps are much more prevalent image of wasps
Nah, wasps have moved on. They have democratic republics now
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #92308 on: December 19, 2015, 03:41:11 pm »

Since the mmmmmragnnnna carrrrrrta, queens serve the hive as figureheads and uh... progenitors.  Same level as drones, just rarer.
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« Reply #92309 on: December 19, 2015, 03:46:13 pm »

OMGWTFBBQGUNS - Jimbo the hated kid grabs his standard issue revolver and uses it on his most hated classmate/teacher only to get promptly gunned down by everyone else.
2 people dead. Possibly more if the frustrated kid is smart about it... but frustrated kids are rarely acting smart.

Do you remember when that Democratic senator (I can't remember her name) got shot in the head by some guy a couple of years ago? The civilian who took down that shooter actually carried a gun himself. He chose to not use it though, and instead brawled the shooter down. Why? Because he knew that if you start firing a gun in a crowded space you not only risk missing your target and hitting innocent bystanders, but because other panicked, gun-carrying bystanders might then mistake you for the perpetrator in the confusion and gun you down. In both cases you risk causing a lot of damage to both yourself and the other innocents.
Gabrielle Giffords.

And yeah, that's exactly why the spiel about "if everyone had a gun, nobody would be shot" or whatever doesn't fly. Criminals, terrorists, disgruntled workers, angsty teens, and general crazy people are going to try to kill other people regardless. If they have guns, they're going to be more effective at it. If everyone else also has guns and are willing to use them, you've got a bunch of other people sending up a hail of gunfire at whoever they think the threat is, which in most cases will be anyone they see shooting that isn't family or a close friend. Keep in mind, too, that most Americans don't have the time or willingness to learn proper gun safety or go to a range regularly. Even outright NRA gun nuts. Remember those asshole "militia" types that showed up to threaten federal officers who were trying to stop that asshole rancher from illegally grazing cattle on public land? Remember the photos of them not practicing proper trigger discipline, of them aiming their rifles at people with their fingers on the trigger?

So yeah. "More guns" is only the solution if you're delusional. The solution is to remove gun.

Those folks that fellate the Second and talk about having to pry their guns from their cold, dead hands? If they go through with it, good riddance.

The whole thing about guns being necessary to prevent government tyranny is just as much out of the 18th century as most of the other shit the far-right in the U.S. spews. Personal firearms are not and have not been an effective method for dealing with unreasonable and authoritarian states for a long time, because military technology and information infrastructure has advanced sufficiently that a band of armed assholes means next to nothing. Look at how badly ISIS is failing, and all they have to contend with are other armed assholes, a back-asswards government, and occasional foreign air attacks. It only worked for the colonies because: Britain was embroiled in other, more important wars; they were on the other side of a big fucking ocean that was exceptionally time-consuming to traverse; they had relatively weak forces here to begin with; we got a bunch of aid from pretty much everyone else that hated the British; and it was a time period where a bunch of assholes with guns were capable of effectively fighting real military forces, mostly because those real military forces were also essentially a bunch of assholes with guns who were also bound by tradition and orders to fight as stupidly as possible. The modern weapons with which to contend against tyranny are either nonviolent or somewhere on the NBC field.
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