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[mastahcheese]

My sides already hurt from a kidney stone; laughing makes it worse.

I love you guys

[Graknorke]

-snip-

Did you know that every point on everything ever is actually zero-size transcript of the novel I totally wrote? I demand royalties from everyone everywhere who has ever sold a thing.

[Neonivek]

Seriously people need to stop giving patents to apple.

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Also why is it fundamental LAW that Haunted Videogames need to be boring?

I mean look... would it be so much more effort for ghosts to spruce the games up while they are haunting it?

Maybe Haunt a bad game and make it good? It might increase the buyer's market.

[Putnam]

Yo, pay attention to the wording. They argued, it doesn't say it was granted.

[Orange Wizard]

That doesn't make it any less stupid.

[Mech#4]

I think the comma should be moved one word to the right. "As Apple is granted (a) "Slide-to-Unlock" patent they, in a case against Motorola, also argued "a tap is a zero-length swipe".

[NobodyPro]

I wonder how much money the US would make if Apple actually payed taxes.

[KingofstarrySkies]

inb4 china is in debt to USA

[LordSlowpoke]

pretty sure that if corporations paid their taxes overall the budget would be balanced thrice over

[Xantalos]

Corporations not hogging money at every chance?
you unamerican fack

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke slams xantie with a hammer

have an equal share of my socialism, comrade

[Parsely]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

i died

[TamerVirus]

On today's episode of TamerVirus does a thing, I made an account on fad fast casual dating website Tinder

All I get are spambot women who want my credit card

I don't even know what I expected in the first place

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

On today's episode of TamerVirus does a thing, I made an account on fad fast casual dating website Tinder

All I get are spambot women who want my credit card

I don't even know what I expected in the first place

I'm secretly a hyper-advanced spambot sent to the bay12 forums to sell socks. But, everyone here is very dwarven and willing to die for socks, so I just kind of hang around.

Hey Tamervirus, wanna, pm me your credit card info so I can help protect you against other spambot women? [/sarcasm]

[TamerVirus]

Sent