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[Jackrabbit]

I'd vote for the Wizard of New Zealand. He'll counter Taft with his voodoo magic.

You know, I heard him speak once. Man's brilliant.

[Cthulhu]

I am voting Bull Moose.

If we are allowed to import foreign leaders, lets get some Sun King up in here.

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I feel sorry because I know who he is.

My first act of Wikipedia Vandalism was to change "Louis XIV (5 September 1638 – 1 September 1715), known as the Sun King (French: le Roi Soleil), was King of France and of Navarre.[1]" to "Louis XIV (5 September 1638 – 1 September 1715), known as Huey Louey (French: le Louis du Heaux), was King of France and of Navarre.[1]"

I vote for him too, he's nostalgic for me.

[nbonaparte]

I am voting Bull Moose.

If we are allowed to import foreign leaders, lets get some Sun King up in here.

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I feel sorry because I know who he is.

My first act of Wikipedia Vandalism was to change "Louis XIV (5 September 1638 – 1 September 1715), known as the Sun King (French: le Roi Soleil), was King of France and of Navarre.[1]" to "Louis XIV (5 September 1638 – 1 September 1715), known as Huey Louey (French: le Louis du Heaux), was King of France and of Navarre.[1]"

I vote for him too, he's nostalgic for me.

you're 350 years old?

[Duke 2.0]

I'll tell you who we should vote in. Fred Rogers. We'd have world peace in a week. I don't know how he would go about it, but we all know he'd manage it. Somehow. Guy was a walking phenomenon of goodwill.

That... yeah. That is one grave we should open up for this job.

[nbonaparte]

zombie mr rogers, that's a new one.

[DJ]

OK, I think I've found the perfect man for the job. The Rent is too Damn High Party is just what America needs to shake up it's stale politics and get some work done.

[Solifuge]

The Rent is Too Damn High party feels that if you want to marry a shoe, I'll marry you.

Best damn answer I have ever heard to that question.

[Nikov]

We need some fucking Ollie Cromwell up in here.



He's an idealogical crazy like Bush was, but at least the resultant silliness would allow the rest of the world to sit back with their popcorn and watch the fireworks.

--I have a hard time imagining the whole puritan revolution period in England without having the Benny Hill music go through my head--

This man is why I was born in America.

[Aqizzar]

This man is why I was born in America.

What, did your parents flee the civil war for the colonies?  You're three hundred and sixty years old?

[Jackrabbit]

Hang on, let me go dredge up a crazy historical figure and proclaim he's the reason I was born in New Zealand.

[Nikov]

This man is why I was born in America.

What, did your parents flee the civil war for the colonies?  You're three hundred and sixty years old?

Replace flee with rebel against the crown, be captured in battle, and shipped to the New World as an indentured servant. However I made absolutely no assertion I was three hundred and sixty years old. You are very illogical to presume something like that, since people only live to be at most a hundred and twenty-two years.

[Phmcw]

De gaulle. The resulting tantrum would be amazing.
Or Robespierre. Ho god, the blood.
A clause third would be Palin, thus ensuring the end of America as a superpower.
(Not that the other potential superpower would do better, I just like history to move on.)

[PTTG??]

Max.

The hyperkinetic rabbity-ness we want, the inexplicable firearms we need!

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[DJ]

Why is everyone ignoring the guy I linked to in the last post? Look at his facial hair:

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Now how could you think this is not the best candidate in the history of USA?

[Leafsnail]

Replace flee with rebel against the crown, be captured in battle, and shipped to the New World as an indentured servant. However I made absolutely no assertion I was three hundred and sixty years old. You are very illogical to presume something like that, since people only live to be at most a hundred and twenty-two years.

Yeah, but he didn't really cause or start the English Civil War.  He just helped win it.