This is the first thing we're presented with as we enter the game, a meteor smashing into this little planet, presumably killing all the dinosaurs. We also seem to have a narrator who sound like he's doing his best Morgan Freeman impression, but not doing it too well.
Ever play Civ 4? Then this should look familiar to you. Luckily for 3DO, this game was released in about 1999, I think, so it's Sid Mier taking the brunt of the legal opposition. Or, he would, assuming 3DO still existed.
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It looks like I was wrong. The meteor
didn't kill all the life on the planet. Huh. It should've, I mean, you saw that crater, right?
"And now they've come here, to our world. To do what they've done to so many others... Make them cry like small children with their masterful taunting."
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OI! Lady! Yeah, you, with the skimpy armor on! yer fat! HAhahahahahaha!"
And then they leap down a well, because obviously the safest place from a fire-breathing dragon in in a tight, confined area.
Gandalf?! Where the hell were you when we were fighting the dragon?!
Alright, I skipped the intro. Can you blame me, I mean, all the rest of it is narration and a training montage. You can almost hear the Rocky music playing in the background.
Anyways, let's start a new game, shall we?
The game is weird, and even though you can't see it, the clouds are racing past and the torches are sputtering like Taylor Swift at a Kanye West concert. all in SUPER HIGH MEGA SPEED. I think it's because this game was meant to run on windows 99 or something, and I got it on Vista.
Anyways, I need you to give me some names, some classes, and some skills. Post quick, because I eagerly await your response (and I have nothing better to do...).