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Ultimuh

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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #240 on: October 06, 2011, 05:32:24 pm »
Quote from: King DZA on October 06, 2011, 04:53:20 pm
This thread is like a fucking zombie, no matter how hard you try to kill it...

IT. WON'T. DIE!

It needs fire.. from Toady or Threetoe.
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #241 on: October 06, 2011, 05:48:17 pm »
Hm.

Maybe it needs yo momma jokes.


"You are all monsters."
"Yeah, well, your MOTHER is a monster!"
"It's not my fault she was abducted by a night creature!"  *cries*
"... uhm... awkwaaaaaarrrrd!"
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #242 on: October 06, 2011, 06:10:52 pm »
Quote from: Melissia on October 06, 2011, 05:48:17 pm
Hm.

Maybe it needs yo momma jokes.


"You are all monsters."
"Yeah, well, your MOTHER is a monster!"
"It's not my fault she was abducted by a night creature!"  *cries*
"... uhm... awkwaaaaaarrrrd!"
"I just said your mother was a monster. And yes, it IS your fault! If you hadn't been a coward, she'd still be here today! Don't yell at me, because you're a yellow bastard!"
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #243 on: October 07, 2011, 08:13:02 am »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 06, 2011, 10:48:06 am
For some reason I'm picturing seven dwarfers with various skillsets wheeling a cart laden with supplies out to a place in the middle of nowhere they were told has clay, shallow and deep metals and an underground river and starting to dig...

Soon after:

'The Mechanized titan Delta Force has arrived! An armored vehicle, filled with heavily armed soldiers! It has a heavy machine gun and advances quickly. Beware it's 20 mm cannon!'
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« Reply #244 on: October 07, 2011, 08:42:26 am »
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"I've been keeping some puppies in cages so they can't be adopted, and I can slaughter them."
The same thing with kittens. Other furry animals even. Not even the ugly ones, like cows.

You are all sociopaths

Actually the concept of keeping an arm's length from animals you intend to kill is actually quite common in places that deal with the butchering of animals.

It is hardly a sociopathic statement that someone would want to keep the food and leather stock away from people who would unjustly adopt them on the Fortress' bill.
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« Reply #245 on: October 07, 2011, 09:00:57 am »
What?! This thread is still alive!?
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #246 on: October 07, 2011, 09:40:36 am »
Quote from: Victuz on October 07, 2011, 09:00:57 am
What?! This thread is still alive!?
Jason-Style.
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Re: You are all monsters.
« Reply #247 on: October 07, 2011, 01:37:49 pm »
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« Reply #248 on: October 07, 2011, 01:48:11 pm »
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« Reply #249 on: October 07, 2011, 01:57:29 pm »
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« Reply #250 on: October 07, 2011, 02:02:06 pm »
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« Reply #251 on: October 07, 2011, 02:11:52 pm »
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« Reply #252 on: October 07, 2011, 02:23:07 pm »
This fine example of !!Science!! inevitably made me think of dwarf fortress. I like this spirit. But it has become rare in the last decades. Everyone and his dog is a treehugging hippie nowadays.
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« Reply #253 on: October 07, 2011, 02:25:58 pm »
>Read OP, see date of 16th October
>Think nothing of it despite the fact it's the 7th
>See Victuz' post "What?! This thread is still alive!?"
>wat.jpg
>Check date again
>WAIT A MINUTE. DERP.
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« Reply #254 on: October 07, 2011, 03:49:51 pm »
Quote from: Oliolli on October 07, 2011, 08:13:02 am
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on October 06, 2011, 10:48:06 am
For some reason I'm picturing seven dwarfers with various skillsets wheeling a cart laden with supplies out to a place in the middle of nowhere they were told has clay, shallow and deep metals and an underground river and starting to dig...

Soon after:

'The Mechanized titan Delta Force has arrived! An armored vehicle, filled with heavily armed soldiers! It has a heavy machine gun and advances quickly. Beware it's 20 mm cannon!'
I'll top that!

The Atomic Bomb Fat Man has arrived! A great round metal ball. It is filled with atomic energy and a device that can split the atoms. Beware its deadly radiation!

But seriously, can we go until New Year's Day 2013 without posting about butchering puppies, killing nobles, and drowning migrants?????

And especially, STOP POSTING ABOUT HEARTLESSLY MURDERING AND BUTCHERING BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Babies, both in DF and in the real world, are as equal as an adult. Take this: Would you like it if you had a kid and some stranger murdered and butchered him/her? And it's just because he said he/she "was a useless part of life and deserved to die". Would you like that?





I SWEAR TO ARMOK that I'm going to ask Toady to make babies/children impervious to ANYTHING POSSIBLE IN THE GAME until they reach adulthood.




OR, to ban you monsters from posting EVER AGAIN.


Does any of the above sound reasonable?
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