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[antymattar]

My responce is this: Dwarf fortress inst real life. Not yeat at least. Perhaps one day... but. Go see the film "the 13'th floor".

[Angel Of Death]

Dear fucking God, why does this shit-tier thread keep getting necro'd?

I don't know


Everyone, for fucks sake. LET. THIS. THREAD. DIE.

[Necro910]

I dunno, Malcador did have a point.


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WE NEED TO UP THE SOCIOPATHIC DORF KILLIN

Down with sociopathism!!! (sociopathic ways)

You guys are already evil enough with the already-evil goblins! Why be evil with your own kind?!?!?!

As a challenge to test your sociopathic ways IRL: Why not kill YOUR OWN KID, butchering him/her, and using his/her bones as crafting materials?? Hmm? HMMM??? HMMMMMMM?? Oh, and for pets/nobility, do the same to your OWN DOG/CAT and U.S. Senate/House Of Representative members+President Barack Obama over in D.C.*

You should be killing babies, pets, and country rulers by now, "dwarf".

*_{Or whomever currently rules the country you're in right now.}

Tell me, do you REALLY want to suggest this to us?

Really? 

[ThatAussieGuy]

I dunno, Malcador did have a point.


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WE NEED TO UP THE SOCIOPATHIC DORF KILLIN

Down with sociopathism!!! (sociopathic ways)

You guys are already evil enough with the already-evil goblins! Why be evil with your own kind?!?!?!

As a challenge to test your sociopathic ways IRL: Why not kill YOUR OWN KID, butchering him/her, and using his/her bones as crafting materials?? Hmm? HMMM??? HMMMMMMM?? Oh, and for pets/nobility, do the same to your OWN DOG/CAT and U.S. Senate/House Of Representative members+President Barack Obama over in D.C.*

You should be killing babies, pets, and country rulers by now, "dwarf".

*_{Or whomever currently rules the country you're in right now.}

Tell me, do you REALLY want to suggest this to us?

Really? 

For some reason I'm picturing seven dwarfers with various skillsets wheeling a cart laden with supplies out to a place in the middle of nowhere they were told has clay, shallow and deep metals and an underground river and starting to dig...

[Loud Whispers]

Look, do you honestly think this insanity will transcribe from a game into real life?

I mean, most of us have probably played half life, but it's not like we're going to pick up a crow bar, head on up to cern, open a portal to another dimension and cause a green apocalypse.


...


*Picks up crowbar*

[i2amroy]

I dunno, Malcador did have a point.


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WE NEED TO UP THE SOCIOPATHIC DORF KILLIN

Down with sociopathism!!! (sociopathic ways)

You guys are already evil enough with the already-evil goblins! Why be evil with your own kind?!?!?!

As a challenge to test your sociopathic ways IRL: Why not kill YOUR OWN KID, butchering him/her, and using his/her bones as crafting materials?? Hmm? HMMM??? HMMMMMMM?? Oh, and for pets/nobility, do the same to your OWN DOG/CAT and U.S. Senate/House Of Representative members+President Barack Obama over in D.C.*

You should be killing babies, pets, and country rulers by now, "dwarf".

*_{Or whomever currently rules the country you're in right now.}

Tell me, do you REALLY want to suggest this to us?

Really? 

I'm just picturing a group of seven dwarves attempting to accomplish said tasks now. Forget the A-Team! We have the DF-Team!

[Ultimuh]

UristMcHuman.. You take this far too seriously.. for your own good, chill down a bit,
do something else than playing DF if that's what requires.
And if you do not like what you read on these forums, then don't read them at all.

[Necro910]

I dunno, Malcador did have a point.


....


WE NEED TO UP THE SOCIOPATHIC DORF KILLIN

Down with sociopathism!!! (sociopathic ways)

You guys are already evil enough with the already-evil goblins! Why be evil with your own kind?!?!?!

As a challenge to test your sociopathic ways IRL: Why not kill YOUR OWN KID, butchering him/her, and using his/her bones as crafting materials?? Hmm? HMMM??? HMMMMMMM?? Oh, and for pets/nobility, do the same to your OWN DOG/CAT and U.S. Senate/House Of Representative members+President Barack Obama over in D.C.*

You should be killing babies, pets, and country rulers by now, "dwarf".

*_{Or whomever currently rules the country you're in right now.}

Tell me, do you REALLY want to suggest this to us?

Really? 

I'm just picturing a group of seven dwarves attempting to accomplish said tasks now. Forget the A-Team! We have the DF-Team!

We need someone to make a movie like this.

UristMcHuman.. You take this far too seriously.. for your own good, chill down a bit,
do something else than playing DF if that's what requires.
And if you do not like what you read on these forums, then don't read them at all.

I believe "Human" is the keyword here.

[Dyret]

As a challenge to test your sociopathic ways IRL: Why not kill YOUR OWN KID, butchering him/her, and using his/her bones as crafting materials?? Hmm? HMMM???

I hear Texas is nice this time of year.

[UristMcHuman]

As a challenge to test your sociopathic ways IRL: Why not kill YOUR OWN KID, butchering him/her, and using his/her bones as crafting materials?? Hmm? HMMM???

I hear Texas is nice this time of year.

Yeah, because pretty much everything is legal in Texas. You should try my challenge. Would you like it???

[UristMcHuman]

I dunno, Malcador did have a point.


....


WE NEED TO UP THE SOCIOPATHIC DORF KILLIN

Down with sociopathism!!! (sociopathic ways)

You guys are already evil enough with the already-evil goblins! Why be evil with your own kind?!?!?!

As a challenge to test your sociopathic ways IRL: Why not kill YOUR OWN KID, butchering him/her, and using his/her bones as crafting materials?? Hmm? HMMM??? HMMMMMMM?? Oh, and for pets/nobility, do the same to your OWN DOG/CAT and U.S. Senate/House Of Representative members+President Barack Obama over in D.C.*

You should be killing babies, pets, and country rulers by now, "dwarf".

*_{Or whomever currently rules the country you're in right now.}

Tell me, do you REALLY want to suggest this to us?

Really? 

Oh, and yes I do.

[mcshmeggy]

you are all trolled so hard, oh my fuck.

[DS]

you are all trolled so hard, oh my fuck.

I'm sure there are a few who posted just to feed the troll.

[urick]

Y are troll not caught in cage trap? Dis are Dwarf Forum!

[King DZA]

This thread is like a fucking zombie, no matter how hard you try to kill it...

IT. WON'T. DIE!