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*GorePools, the Crushed Vise*

Engraved on the wall before you is a masterfully designed image of pools of gore, rivers of blood, and piles of the broken bodies of the enemies of Naturelabor.  The gore is oozing.  The blood is soaking the earth.  The bodies are covered with masterfully designed acorn flies.  This engraving relates to the utter and complete slaughter of the first siege of Naturelabor, undertaken by the goblin civilization The Slim Vice, by the warriors of The Pointy Gems and The Bulbous Salves on the plains of Naturelabor in the Summer of 1056.

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Sorry to say this, but there was a siege during my turn. I didn't talk about it since I was focused on my tower. (Also the reason why some of the dwarfs didn't have rooms.

Also, really hilarious and good so far. (You spelt blood wrong though.)

Armok, the God of Bloob.

[mrbobbyg]

The rest of the year was pretty uneventful.

My baronial suite is being finished.  I have been excavating around the blue stuff.  I burned through a LOT of booze, a net negative of about 500 urists.  We  still have around 1k drinks, so we're cool, but it's something to be mindful about.

Someone plowed over my whip vine fields, which seems odd, because sunshine, whip flour, and whip wine make the best food and booze available.

Here is the save.

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=3485

[Comrade]

Must of been the communists...

Who's next?

[USEC_OFFICER]

dhokarena56.

[mrbobbyg]

I sent him a PM.

[roflgar]

dhkorena is out of town for thanksgiving. I'm not sure when he'll be back, but it'll probably be saturday or sunday.

[FearfulJesuit]

I'm back, but can't play 'till tomorrow.

[FearfulJesuit]

Edit:
Guys, I really don't have time for this. I will, certainly, watch and comment, but I cannot be counted on to take a turn. I'm sorry. 

[Fluffkind]

Any chance of me getting a spot on this?

[FearfulJesuit]

Sure, take my turn.

I do think my idea of having expensive gold statues placed in certain high-traffic areas or meeting areas could do us some good.

[Comrade]

The rest of the year was pretty uneventful.

My baronial suite is being finished.  I have been excavating around the blue stuff.  I burned through a LOT of booze, a net negative of about 500 urists.  We  still have around 1k drinks, so we're cool, but it's something to be mindful about.

Someone plowed over my whip vine fields, which seems odd, because sunshine, whip flour, and whip wine make the best food and booze available.

Here is the save.

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=3485

Go from here Fluffkind

Who goes next?

[Fluffkind]

Copy that, I'll start right away.

1st Granite: Within 15 seconds of me unpausing the game, a lagre cavern is discovered.
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I designate a stairway down into the cave.

5th Granite: The Pointy Gems have finished exploring the cavern, finding no horrific inconquerable beasts of ancient times, only loads of trees and loads stone and loads of gems and loads of metal.
 
6th Granite: A bunch of Skeletal Bugbats appeared and were promptly smashed to pieces. Also "I Just Lost The Game".
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7th-10th Slate: Migrants! A High Master Bowyer with some fighting skills, a Hunter, a High Master Cheese Maker who is also a talented cook, a useless peasant, a siege operator, a miner, a leatherworker, a cheese maker/fisherdwarf, two smiths(One has Novice Crutch-walking. Does this mean he can equip a crutch?), a siege engineer, a trapper, three surgeons, one with some fighting skills(medic?), an animal trainer, a clothier, a lye maker, and a planter.

12th Slate: I find a huge amount of seeds and spawns inside an elephant cage. The reason? The kennels had two "tame elephant" jobs on repeat.

18th Slate: Something very weird happens. A passageway, in which i have no designations or buildings, is suddenly opened and lets two forgotten beasts into the fort. Three dwarfs are killed by the salt dude, then he mysteriously disappears. And i mean it. He's gone. Like if he's left the map or something. The other beast seems scared of dwarfs, but I'm gonna wall him out anyway.

25th Slate: The second Forgotten Beast is killed by a member of the Constructive guilds(Marksdwarfs). One shot, I think. Only one beast remains now, and it seems rather shy. Unless Mr Salt decides to return, that is.

[mrbobbyg]

Uh-oh.

As mighty as the gems are, I don't think they're ready for the end times.

[Fluffkind]

20th Felsite: 3 ambushes and a snatcher. All destroyed. Preparations begin to sacrifice goblin prisoners.

[mrbobbyg]

I began work on an arena if you want to do it there.  I think it was marked by the mystic rune F8.